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“What are you two up to today?"
"Oh, I just figured I'd show Ty some more of Texas. Head down to San Antonio and visit the Bureau office there," Zane said. He shot a sideways look at Ty. "Maybe spend the night in Beaumont."
Ty smacked his forehead and turned his head away.
"Not much in Beaumont to see," Harrison said with a frown.
Zane grinned. "Even so, we're going to try to get it in." Ty had his hand over his mouth, his head down. He was either going to throw up or he was laughing. Harrison felt he'd missed a joke, but he thought maybe he didn't want to know.”
― Stars & Stripes
"Oh, I just figured I'd show Ty some more of Texas. Head down to San Antonio and visit the Bureau office there," Zane said. He shot a sideways look at Ty. "Maybe spend the night in Beaumont."
Ty smacked his forehead and turned his head away.
"Not much in Beaumont to see," Harrison said with a frown.
Zane grinned. "Even so, we're going to try to get it in." Ty had his hand over his mouth, his head down. He was either going to throw up or he was laughing. Harrison felt he'd missed a joke, but he thought maybe he didn't want to know.”
― Stars & Stripes
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Feb 22, 2013 04:25AM
Si, this is my favourite of all the T & Z quotes. Very high up my list of all quotes. x
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Bev wrote: "Si, this is my favourite of all the T & Z quotes. Very high up my list of all quotes. x"...and so very rude!
And I thought it was just a geography quote.... Lol! :D
Bev wrote: "Come on Macky, get with the programme!"It's my innocent mind. I only see butterflies and cute puppies and kittens..... Smut never pierces my armour of sweetness and light!! I don't understand these double entendre's or naughty quotes. * doing Snow White impression and blushing * ( I also do a good impression of a bullshitter!! ) ;o)
Macky wrote: "Bev wrote: "Come on Macky, get with the programme!"It's my innocent mind. I only see butterflies and cute puppies and kittens..... Smut never pierces my armour of sweetness and light!! I don't ..."
LOL!!! LMAO!!!
Yeah, smut never pierces your armour 'cos your armour is made of smut and nothing else madam! (Damn this kindle predictive text). The bullshit doesn't touch the armour either, just drips straight off!! God I nearly barfed reading about puppies and kittens, shudder!
Simon wrote: "Macky wrote: "Bev wrote: "Come on Macky, get with the programme!"It's my innocent mind. I only see butterflies and cute puppies and kittens..... Smut never pierces my armour of sweetness and li..."
What? It's true...... " one day my prince will come... Tra la la la .... Come to mummy little bluebird stop pecking the little bambi with the big eyes, you little bast........Tra la la ... Oh sweet mystery of life......"
Bev wrote: "Yeah, smut never pierces your armour 'cos your armour is made of smut and nothing else madam! (Damn this kindle predictive text). The bullshit doesn't touch the armour either, just drips straight o..."Oh Bev my sweet sweet friend. You have undone me and treated me most ill. I am smutless and full of fairy godmother goodness!! Disney want me as their mascot or a sunbeam ... It's one of the two! * shrugs*
That's it, I've hurled all over the rug!! AND I've just sprayed spit all over my kindle laughing at the image of you as a sunbeam, obviously with a wicked glint in your eye whilst giving Walt the middle finger!!
Bev wrote: "That's it, I've hurled all over the rug!! AND I've just sprayed spit all over my kindle laughing at the image of you as a sunbeam, obviously with a wicked glint in your eye whilst giving Walt the m..."Ooooh sacrilege. I would NEVER Flip Mr Disney the bird!! I swear on Tinkerbelles clacker.... Wash your mouth out with soap Bev and repeat after me: I do believe in fairies , I do , I do, I do...... Walts nose will be growing as we speak or is that the wooden guy?! :D
Spit all over the screen again!! What's a clacker, or shouldn't I ask?? And as long as we're talking about Pinocchio, I preferred Jiminy Cricket!!
Bev wrote: "Spit all over the screen again!! What's a clacker, or shouldn't I ask?? And as long as we're talking about Pinocchio, I preferred Jiminy Cricket!!"Yes well never let your conscience be your guide, as the the little green leg rubber is prone to say!! A clacker is an old 70's toy, you should remember those Bev, they had a bad habit of nearly killing people. I think that's why they took them off the market? That or they looked too suggestive... not that my sweet nature would clock that! As for what they've got to do with Tinkerbell I don't really know but it sounded good!!!
Yep, I remember now, they were wicked things, bit like the old football rattles that existed back in the year dot, and would've taken someone's head off if you'd caught them with it! In fact I nearly did once, gulp! Hope Mark's day has gone as well as it could have, I'm off to bed shortly and I will take a Nytol tonight. I've had loads of people wanting to friend me today, where do they get my name from?? I haven't seen most of them on the posts, but they all seem to read m/m - very strange!
Bev wrote: "Yep, I remember now, they were wicked things, bit like the old football rattles that existed back in the year dot, and would've taken someone's head off if you'd caught them with it! In fact I near..."Spooky! Nite Bev... Ditto on Mark.
And why wouldn't people want to friend you! :)
Macky wrote: "Bev wrote: "That's it, I've hurled all over the rug!! AND I've just sprayed spit all over my kindle laughing at the image of you as a sunbeam, obviously with a wicked glint in your eye whilst givin..."I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO! I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!I DO Believe in fairies, I DO, I DO I DO!......Bollocks to that! This goes on until Tinkerbell is re-born.....at least half an hour.
Anyway I do believe in fairies as I am one! HA! Beat that!
Simon wrote: "Anyway I do believe in fairies as I am one! HA! Beat that!"Yes but are you a Disney sunbeam! Beat that HA!!
And I do believe in Simon, I DO I DO I DO...I do Believe in Simon I DO I DO I DO... I do believe in Simon ... I DO I DO I DO.... I do believe in ....Oh bollocks I give up you win!!!! :D
Simon wrote: "Macky wrote: "Bev wrote: "That's it, I've hurled all over the rug!! AND I've just sprayed spit all over my kindle laughing at the image of you as a sunbeam, obviously with a wicked glint in your ey..."That's just showing off !!!!
Macky wrote: "Simon wrote: "Anyway I do believe in fairies as I am one! HA! Beat that!"Yes but are you a Disney sunbeam! Beat that HA!!
And I do believe in Simon, I DO I DO I DO...I do Believe in Simon I DO ..."
LMAO!!
What do you want for being a fairy Simon....a bloody medal??
Can't find a medal smiley, and don't have the time this morning, but you can have a fairy one!!
Just think Simon, we could never have shown how mad we are on Amazon!!
Bev wrote: "Just think Simon, we could never have shown how mad we are on Amazon!!"Good morning friends, my message this morning is " whistle while you work, trala la la la la la .........." Or " Hi Ho, Hi Ho its off to work I go..... "
