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Elokhar you whiny plastic bag. Eugh. Rooting for Kaladin obviously. I feel pretty neutral about every other character.

One question. WHO is counting the time between their last words and death? Followed with - how utterly ridiculous because you don't know it's their last words until they die...do you start over if they speak again?? Is there a scribe going one-mississippi??
Also, worried about my ship for a second there but then Syl came back, we sail again ha hah!

A touch overwhelmed thus far, but enjoying it exceedingly. I ship Kaladin with the Windspren 🤷🏼‍♀️

Finally reached the abbey and it's a disappointment? Colour me intruiged. So glad we've left the Thorpes goodness freaking gracious

O my gosh. SWOON. Mr. Tilney is grossly underappreciated as a love interest

Oh this book...

Bill. Is. Alive?!?! This IS a good book 🥹

The dumb ring and Gollum are gone. How is there MORE book???

"Denethor has 'departed' and his house is 'ash"
Wth. Too soon Gandalf too soon

Also Eomer's like Aragorn you're tired, you should rest and 'then' help my sister. And Aragorn's just like dude they're DYING 😆

Denethor set himself on FIRE and Gandalf was like live with your decision and shut the door 😳😆

The Riders of Rohan have arrived babeee. And Denethor needs to get a grip

Merry goin to battle!!!

Meeting the army of the dead....not even 100 pages in....I need the easy button cuz....that was easy

Pippin pledged his service to the steward after 18 seconds and Merry is feeling useless. Good start, good start