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If I had a nickel for every time I cry over an imaginary talking cat rescuing a white pantless man, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

i’m having so much fun reading this already

marx 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i hate dov with a burning passion

Laios: *talking to his sword*
Chilchuck: “He’s getting less and less human.”

person who eats x person who watches them eat, my favorite ship dynamic