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Monk and robot reread 😎

I blame my mom having me read Into Thin Air as a 13 year old for why I’m so fascinated by winter mountaineering

Finally reading this book I bought on Mt. Washington 18 months ago and it has moved states with me twice 💀

MORI AND THANIEL?? in MY horror anthology? More likely than you’d think!

I’m becoming increasingly worried about the fate of this mom for the sake of plot

“Is it possible to die from the feel of a woman’s thighs” it’s a piggy back ride you initiated, king, I’m begging you to just kiss her what the fuck

Christ just kiss already

Had to drop out of weather college to take custody of his sisters bc his mom left to *checks notes* run away with a TRAVELING HARMONICA BAND?? What in the

Holy SHIT are you KIDDING

Okay now it’s getting good I have to believe book 1 and 2 were originally 1 book bc the arc of book one was deeply underwhelming but if it was the first 300 pages of this 600 page novel I’m way more into it

I can’t believe 2023 me gave this 5 stars she was Going Through It
Anyway I’m not immune to the press hype so alas here we are

So far I fear the fandom hype is not justified

The universe also has Hot To Go. Feels relevant

ITS CALLED THE BLOOMING GROVE OKAY SO THIS IS SHADOWGAST FANFIC I KNEW IT

Deeply fascinated by this modern AU D&D world I’m not yet convinced didn’t start its life as shadowgast fanfic where there’s wizards and orca (Orok, your name is a little on the nose) and recurring magical disasters and adventuring parties and yet there is also, crucially, the movie Zootopia

Literally TWO CHAPTERS AGO I was like “ugh this is so slow” and you’re telling me THIS has happened in TEN PAGES what the SHIT

Holy FUCK are you KIDDING

Oh wahhhh we’ve been dating for 3 days and friends for a month and you didn’t disclose the entirety of your deeply traumatic history to me so I’m dumping you in the name of *not sacrificing yourself for those you love*
Thea, gurl, what 💀