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The universe also has Hot To Go. Feels relevant

ITS CALLED THE BLOOMING GROVE OKAY SO THIS IS SHADOWGAST FANFIC I KNEW IT

Deeply fascinated by this modern AU D&D world I’m not yet convinced didn’t start its life as shadowgast fanfic where there’s wizards and orca (Orok, your name is a little on the nose) and recurring magical disasters and adventuring parties and yet there is also, crucially, the movie Zootopia

Literally TWO CHAPTERS AGO I was like “ugh this is so slow” and you’re telling me THIS has happened in TEN PAGES what the SHIT

Holy FUCK are you KIDDING

Oh wahhhh we’ve been dating for 3 days and friends for a month and you didn’t disclose the entirety of your deeply traumatic history to me so I’m dumping you in the name of *not sacrificing yourself for those you love*
Thea, gurl, what 💀

This book has absolutely no business being this much of a banger what the hell