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Oh, Matt, all your basic bro humor was worth it just for this bar brawl 🦄🐈🩳🎤

Had to treat myself to Moira Quirk for the reread because I have completely blanked out on this entire story. Thanks, general anesthesia/post-op anxiety hell!

SOOTHE ME KEVIN

HAPPY NEW MURDERBOT DAY

"When someone calls me a girl, I feel it in my chest, like this big hand reaches in and squeezes my insides. Because that's not me, and I hate that people see me as someone I'm not." She'd never put that into words. "When I think about being a boy, that's not me either."

🥹🥹🥹what an utterly wholesome little story this turned out to be.

the amount of times this audiobook has made me bellow JUST KISS ALREADY YOU SILLY BABIES

312 chapters and a million plus pages in and I hope this fic never ends

fun fact: every time you read an HP fic instead of giving your $ to nazi apologist joanne, the mold eats a little bit more of her brain

the most mellifluous audiobook narrator since Tim Curry did Sabriel and he's RIPPING MY HEART OUT

all this gay pining is reminding me of all the times my heart broke as a kid for Arthur dying of longing for Lancelot in the Once and Future King

the audiobook narrator's danish accent is so cuuuuuute

Reading this book just makes me ask myself why it is that Gideon doesn't feel like YA despite all the memes and snark. I can't articulate it. Is it because all the (ugh, sigh) "sapphic longing" is almost all subtext? Is it because nobody has inner monologues about identity? What's the difference between a novel about emerging adults and a YA novel?

New fantasy subreddit book bingo is out and I am unhinged with delight planning out at least three cards with three spreadsheets and 12 different browser tabs open

The understated snark and unmitigated gall of this heroine 🤩

I think I'm in love

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think I might have reached my saturation point with toxic lesbians, even if they're flying around in the Great Red Spot of Jupiter! I really enjoyed Mortal Follies, but this is a bit of a grind. I thought this was going to do for Moby Dick what the Chosen and the Beautiful did for Gatsby, but unfortunately it's not working for me. No more sperm jokes, please, I can't take it!

ROARING

Guess I'm gonna have to make a why are men shelf

WHY ARE MEN

I wish this site would let you see what books you have in common with someone when you click their profile. I'm way more interested in mutual books than mutual friends!

Mulberry=Deanna Troi, be still my dead and ancient heart

Vanya is an AuDHD ICON

Anybody else get a little sucked into the absolutely rabid conjecturing about Tor finally announcing Alecto's release date based on that placeholder on their website for a new novel this October? The subreddit was UNWELL

Whoaaaaa, both the books I just opened start by quoting the same line from the Inferno 🤯

Whoops I'm listening to Harrow again

EXCUSE ME how are you gonna put that hideous meatball on the cover and not Donut? JAIL FOR MATT! JAIL FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS! #princessposse

The audiobook narrator has made Miss Bickle sound just like Karen from Mean Girls and it just absolutely kills me in the very best way when she says the most outrageously ditzy things in such a deadpan manner

"You have already introduced yourself; I have already seen your knees."


/flails in gay raptor

SKREEEEEEEEEEEK

2 pages in and I'm sobbing already goddamn it Vicky

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 a robot just had identity affirming surgery and I am not ok Annalee

Hnnnnrrrrrgghh it's so cozy I can't stop my eyes from leaking and also this description of falafel I just listened to is SO RUDE for how hard it made my stomach growl 🤖🦾🍜

If the Gulag Archipelago were on the Scavengers Reign planet, this is what you'd get.

Everything is terrible so of course I'm reading this again