The thief: Then why do you love me?
The fool: Because I’m a fool. Why do you love me?
The thief: Because you’re a fool.
The fool: And because you’re a thief.
The thief: And what, pray tell, am I supposed to have stolen?
The fool: This watch for one, my affections for another.
The thief: Ah yes. Rather an incidental theft.
— Jun 17, 2026 04:50PM
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