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It’s time 🖤

*ahem*

OH MY GOD IT’S HAPPENING STAY CALM EVERYBODY STAY CALM

hey so!! what the fuck is going on?? also, Sen, i beg your finest pardon?? also i feel like a human question mark with acid reflux!!

Screaming crying throwing up @lovesbitca8 why do u insist on ripping my heart out and using it as a piñata.

Miss Brigitte, I owe you a big kiss on the mouth for bringing me out of a months-long reading slump.

Rereading THG in chronological order because I need to be prepared for an upcoming debate (it’ll be a slaughter, actually, I’m taking no prisoners).

“I’ve never met a bad idea I did not immediately embrace like the dearest of friends,”
“I believe Lia when she says that she will make me regret going after her, but it just so happens regrets are a specialty of mine.”

Michael Townsend 🤝 me
self sacrificing bastards with internalized guilt so intense it turns biblical

I feel like I’m getting dumber

I’m just a girl. Listening to an audiobook. Begging the FMC to stop riding a knife. And begging the MMC to stop being so weird.
Hearing is now my least favorite sense.
This isn’t fun anymore.
But I used an audible credit on this book so goddamnit I WILL be seeing it through to the end (I asked for a refund and they said no🥲)

Never thought I’d go for another J name but Josh could absolutely get it.

I hate Christmas and strongly dislike romance books so this is a thoroughly miserable experience.
I’m only reading it because of my work book club and if my boss is seeing this right now, I demand a raise. How dare you inflict this book on me.
If I wasn’t HR, I’d be calling HR. Matter of fact, I’m scheduling a meeting for Monday at 9 am MST.

I was told this book would piss me off. As a spiteful bitch in the middle of a reading slump, that’s just what I need right now. Hoping there isn’t too much smut because I’m also a prude. Future me, how did we fare with this one?

I took severe psychic damage this morning and have defaulted to factory settings.
So, here we are. One reread is fine but if I go for a second this year please call my therapist and tell her to have the grippy socks waiting.

god this is so much better than the original but also eddy c is SUCH a yapper how have we just now gotten to the whole James thing

“Hello, Nesta”
AVENGERS ASSEMBLE 🤝❤️‍🔥

“…as Azriel landed from above them”

My fav bat boy making a dramatic entrance 🫶

Sirius Black if you betray James Potter, I will insert myself into this fictional world by force and personally hand Evans the gun that kills you.

When the love is requited but they’re both idiots