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Team Jacob 5ever

I think this is my favorite book of all time

Do I sleep or do I read this book for the fourth time?

THEY JUST MADE AN “lol are you sure we aren’t siblings” JOKE AND WENT STRAIGHT INTO HOOKING UP? IN THE SAME PARAGRAPH

That was…graphic? Jesus that was unnecessary

There’s no way the will they won’t they couple needs to have an “are we half siblings” arch

I’m so ready to be done with this series

I’ve slowly stopped being able to stand Jacob

“You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?”

Bella is so not like other girls that she’s actually not like other vampires either. True love wins <3 :)

This book never fails to be baffling

Oopsies I got the the “women are only reproductive systems and nothing else and if they can’t do that they’re broken” part

Wait isn’t Stephanie Meyer a Mormon? Or am I losing my mind. I need to look this up real quick. I looked it up. She is in fact a Mormon

***mild spoilers

Why do they not just actually enter a poly relationship? Bella loves them both, Edward and Jacob are both fine with it. Like I know poly relationships didn’t exist in media really yet but like. Why not.

I don’t remember exactly what page I left off on but I just needed to put this into the world. Consider this a trauma dump. I got to the part where Bella realizes she’s pregnant. I am. Viscerally uncomfy

Horny jail for both of them

I’m determined to finish this tonight

I should go to sleep but that would mean I have to stop reading this and that’s not the vibe. This definitely feels like one of those books that isn’t for everyone but I’m obsessed.

If all of their names are supposed to represent a genius in the real world is Adam (Dude who got snatched night one) short for Adam Sandler

Cringe

I still can’t believe these guys are all supposed to be super geniuses.