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Dan Flores casually pissing on someone else’s territory just to confuse them # science

MORE BARKING!!!!

my 16 yr old self was sooo megan osborne - pilled it’s not even funny (rly into hillary clinton and perpetually in possession of heaps of buttons with political slogans) (#ally)

like yeah I bet that medically induced seizure with dubious healing powers felt bad

so is this going to be a 9/11 book or ..?

getting turned into a flying hog 🤩

sufficiently ridiculous. not a restful read but I am so sat for anything featuring a man-sized talking cat

hey guys idk if I can finish this book

gulp