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Oh my god, GIVE RYAN A BREAK.

You’re both idiots, just admit you like each other.

I'm still not over the fact that this book has one of my favorite MMCs who is maybe more complex and nuanced than the other MMCs, and the author devoted like two whole paragraphs to describing his dick as ugly. I didn't need that. No one needed that.

Ryan Price I know a fellow lexapro girlie when I see one

No one knows they’re gay. Not even them. Despite 80% of this being smut. AMAZING.

I know a UHaul hates to see Scott Hunter coming.

ANYTHING but therapy amiright

Jess Ted, how many times are you gonna buy gas?

I am simply SO DELIGHTED by this.

Figures the billionaires are to blame.

icb I’m going to cry over a mmc with a slutty little mustache

✍️ moss ✍️ is ✍️ girlhood ✍️

“You guys want to talk about moss sex?”(Me proving that i really am fun to have at parties.)

Bunny, I don’t know what’s happening.

IM NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE IM JUST STRESSED