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Somewhere over the Rainbow - 3 stars
Your Husband Will Remarry Five Minutes After You Die - 4 stars
Talismans - 4 stars
Bread and Cheese - 3 stars
Change of Hands -
Hair - 3 stars
Teddy Ruxpin -
Bad News -
In Defense of Drinking -
Eulogy for My Feet -
Demon Halloween
Little Books
The Return

The Hero’s Journey - 4 stars
The Butterfly - 4 stars
On the Starbucks Bathroom Floor - no idea yet
Mom Clothes - 4 stars
The Car Seat - 3 stars
An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent - 3 stars
Underwear Sandwich - 4 stars
My Future Lesbian Wife - 4 stars
Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City - 4 Stars

The Hero’s Journey - 4 stars
The Butterfly - 4 stars
On the Starbucks Bathroom Floor
Mom Clothes
The Car Seat
An Open Love Letter to Nate Berkus and Jeremiah Brent
Underwear Sandwich
My Future Lesbian Wife
Listening to Beyoncé in the Parking Lot of Party City
Somewhere over the Rainbow