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I feel like a man dying of thirst in the desert who just found a beautiful oasis with crisp clear water

Lfggggggg

Hazel is JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!!!

I ❤️ chaos space marine in-group politics

She needs to leave both of these men and get with the girl that told her to stop eye fucking her!!!

When a man starts listening to “Vesti la giubba”, top aria to play seconds before some guy kills a significantly cooler woman because of “masculine honor” or whatever

Don’t make me regret this Graham…

The space marines are becoming born again Christians :(((

UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE MENTION!!!!

People with truly catastrophic mental illness will be enthralled by the preface to the first edition alone

This is basically simplified het Traitor Baru Cormorant

Quite possibly the most overwritten book I’ve encountered in a hot minute

Oh she got me GOOD

Cate Baumer has one of the hugest brains ever, thank you for writing yaoi for the #realfreaks

I’m pretty sure lives could have been saved if Ilan became a professional dom instead of

I'm obsessed with how Mehr doesn't give a fuck about these people, it's so refreshing

Now, I have a lot of questions, but my biggest one is why they’ve done anal twice before now, but the third time is the first time they use oil as lube instead of spit

The blue and black vs white and gold reference was so diabolical

Take me out at the kneecaps Mr O’Brien

This is so fucking awesome, we stan a #realfreak

I ❤️ toxic fantasy christian yaoi

Is this good? No, but it is bold, and I have to respect that

Blumendrei brainrot situation is so dire that I saw ‘queer angry assassins’, my brain shut off, and the next thing I knew I was out ten quid

Mfw the guys who have had their deaths foreshadowed since the first book in the trilogy start dying

Guys I’m a little worried about my close personal friends in the VIII legion

A bit overwritten so far

The writing could be better but I am compelled

Unfortunately kinda boring so far

HUGE NEWS FOR GAY PEOPLE!!