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Lysander if you aren’t straight…

To quote the mountain goats, “I hope you die, I hope we both die”

These men FUCK RAW with NO LUBE in an OXFORD CLASSROOM, I fear we have lost the plot

This is fun, but I NEED them to stop doing therapy speak to each other

The vampires are doing workplace sexual harassment what the hell is going on

If vampire yaoi has no fans it’s because I’m dead

Dog I don’t think you should be writing a novel in Reconstruction Era Alabama and be mostly ignoring race

This actually happened to me

Bro is literally seeing the time knife

What was the point of the 200 pages of fucking around. What did we get from any of that.

Thank you Netgalley for round two with the special edition this time!

We DID kill this guy sonic!

I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy sonic

God forbid women do anything

oh this is a JUICY set-up

*cocks gun* Tube’s haunted

Everyone is so mean to this poor woman all the time, which could mean nothing or everything respectively

Gun to my head I can’t tell if we’re going for toxic yaoi, I remain ever hopeful

The societal misogyny in this book combined with the fact that being gay is seemingly ok for women (if not socially celebrated) is really annoying

Took me until now to realize that Lucas Kline and Lucian Vesperin are the same person I MAY BE STUPID

Uh oh Graham is including some #bisexualrepresentation

I need everyone to read this the minute it comes out

My autistic queen Coda… I love you Coda…

The tale is successfully seducing me

Something is happening to me

Deeply nothing I fear

These characters feel like they were written by fucking aliens guessing at what a human’s internal monologue might read as

I think this is what evangelicals think happens if you see one (1) Target ad with a gay person in it