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The tale is successfully seducing me

Something is happening to me

Deeply nothing I fear

These characters feel like they were written by fucking aliens guessing at what a human’s internal monologue might read as

I think this is what evangelicals think happens if you see one (1) Target ad with a gay person in it

I mean at least Andromeda is a domme top

This is decent enough so far, but I question why this is a retelling. Also, the no slavery thing feels REALLY convenient and just so the author doesn’t have to handle the ubiquity of slavery in the ancient world

Mike Brooks I will give you my first born child if I ever have one

The thing about Duncan Silver is that if he were a woman I would never shut the fuck up about him

I need the big spider as a pet

This guy is like fully balls-to-the-wall feral and I do respect it

Dont worry Ms Reid I get it, I understand

I feel like a man dying of thirst in the desert who just found a beautiful oasis with crisp clear water

Lfggggggg

Hazel is JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!!!

I ❤️ chaos space marine in-group politics

She needs to leave both of these men and get with the girl that told her to stop eye fucking her!!!

When a man starts listening to “Vesti la giubba”, top aria to play seconds before some guy kills a significantly cooler woman because of “masculine honor” or whatever

Don’t make me regret this Graham…

The space marines are becoming born again Christians :(((

UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE MENTION!!!!

People with truly catastrophic mental illness will be enthralled by the preface to the first edition alone

This is basically simplified het Traitor Baru Cormorant

Quite possibly the most overwritten book I’ve encountered in a hot minute

Oh she got me GOOD

Cate Baumer has one of the hugest brains ever, thank you for writing yaoi for the #realfreaks

I’m pretty sure lives could have been saved if Ilan became a professional dom instead of

I'm obsessed with how Mehr doesn't give a fuck about these people, it's so refreshing