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started this at 10pm last night, will be finished by 3pm today

made it past 30page jail and i’m very glad i did!

love anything Patel writes tbh but this is spectacular as always

highkey am recalling why i never reread this outside of certain chapters because this is horrific

108 pages except there’s only about 40 words on each page and lowkey nothing has happened yet

returning to my roots

191 pages of the ramblings of a horny old man

christ this is bleak

this book is massive

my first audiobook!

doing my best to be patient but i think i must be cursed because this is written exactly like the book i half wrote when i was 15

i’m giving up

the book is set in the 1950s, but the characters speak as if it’s the 1850s, except from when they speak like it’s the 2020s. i’d be enjoying this a whole lot more if the writing were any more polished. the house is damp, the house is dark, the house is ugly. that’s what the entire story has been so far.

epithets for a named character? immediate ick. nevertheless i shall persevere
#epithethater

christ that took a turn

actually pretty good. i should have read this sooner.

i bought this in oxford a year and a half ago and the tiny font is still scaring me

the quest in this book was to go to tartarus. they are still not in tartarus. this has been 280 pages of side quests.

blame ed and the pimms for the locked out reading session

shoutout to maya for reminding me i own this

what the fuck

the school years are done i don’t know what to do with myself

not reading this book, just a fic the same length

I’m not actually reading this, just a fic this length