Hannah Smith > Recent Status Updates

You can pry my “likes” from my cold dead hands, I’m innovating language here!

I am now referring to all men’s conversations as gossip from now on

Actually cried reading about how this amazing rocket scientist was described as being a great cook and following her husband around before even mentioning she was a NASA scientist in her obituary. Also we really do take a lot of our language from AAVE, sorry, but also thank you for your linguistic contributions

Women really just exist and men needed to create a way to insult them at every turn

That other book was so bad I’m taking a break to educate myself

Protecting my peace and DNFing this one. Apologies to the book club, maybe I’ll return when they pick a better book. I don’t have it in me to yuck their yum on the second meeting….

Trying to read more just to see what’s up but I don’t think I can do it, why is this book 500 pages

I might have to leave this book club or not read this book…. It’s actually painful and I can tell it was self published… babes you need a professional editor…

Wow these people would not be good at puzzles how was this so hard for them to figure out? It’s spelled out in the curse! And Brodie was always acting weird, get with the program guys

Oh my god can we not interrupt major plot developments with a sex scene please, this book is almost over and I think I know where it’s going but I need confirmation. Sue me but the stupid lot of this book has got me hooked. Chop chop people wrap it up

Sweaty Highlander twerk off competition

Rooting that the falling out between their dads was a breakup. Also girl you just summoned fire from your hand why are you more preoccupied by the fact that yall almost kissed?

Listened to this next chunk on audio, the Lachlan narrator, swoon, the Keyanna narrator… all I can picture is Anna from Frozen

I always forget how quickly romance books jump into things but I am liking this little mystery subplot going on so far

Lachlan is back to help in the battle! 😃
Lachlan is no longer safe back home with Charlotte 😳 things do not bode well for my friend

This book is giving me whiplash and heart palpitations but honestly it’s what I was expecting. Very worried about the ending since Damned had me sobbing and sick to my stomach and I’m sure this one will be worse

Ok I’m lowkey a sucker for an arranged marriage type plot BUT you have to do it right and this is doing it right, was hoping for a full lavender marriage but I’ll settle for half

We won Gabriel and Jean Francois nation.. but at what cost holy shit hehehehehehe the highs and lows of this book are going to kill me

I’m blowing this place up, this is evil

I better get my vampire ménage a tois SOON as a reward for now quitting this book at the end of the last section

Princess Yuri on hold for the time being, Vampire Yaoi is back on in full swing

SISTERS?!??? SISTERSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK MY FACE

Sluice is my new favorite word

“Dior Lachance and Celene Castia would’ve been friends” WAAAAAHHHH Also forgot how silly Dior is I’d want her to be my friend too

Jean Francois and Gabriel…. It’s so close I can feel it

Dead Horse tally: 1
RIP Victory

“‘ The fucker? Was that a title or occupation?’” I’m back on my vampire grind baby and I’m so scared of this book but I’m really hoping the end will be worth all the pain

Ok you got me I love Peter…. But at what cost

Of course the damn plot twist happens when I decide to only read one more chapter… I’m resisting for now but it’s hard to

Ok I gotta find out what people think about Alice and Peter once I finish this book because I’m kinda obsessed with their dynamic I need to study them