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The chills that run down my spine when Bill Gothards name is mentioned…. Evil evil man

Listening to this on my drives to work since I can never find this one at the library and it was recommended to me by Fundie Fridays! Really interesting so far.

What if you were GAY and your coworker who is also GAY and who you HATE asks to go on a road trip with you and you have NO CHOICE but to reenact GAY GIFS from your SCI-FI show for the local TACO place. Happened to my good friends Simon and Charlie and I’m loving it.

Loving the vibes so far

Bro I hate that Bella gets a confidence boost when she’s a vampire like girl come on. At least I don’t have to hear her complain that much anymore

Bro Jacob’s part was so good he should have been the narrator from the get go. Also Leah and Rosalie are my faves they should get married

Actually enjoying Jacob’s pov, anything to get a break from Bella’s narration

You know it’s bad when Edward is accepting and encouraging Jacob’s freak. This is making me even sadder for Rosalie now, Bella you’re so evil in a way

If the author wasn’t Mormon we’d be making a lot braver and smarter choices in this series I’ll tell you that much.Also I’m annoyed that Bella’s book one got table of contents, book two is Jacob, no table of contents, back to Bella book three table of contents. Don’t piss me off.

All Bella does is complain and she’s living the best life ever. Just shut up already and accept that Edward loves you and thinks you’re beautiful! Oh my god I wish Jacob wolfed out at the wedding

So Mensah and her family and Murderbot are adopting these kids right?

Fuck SecUnit is so traumatized but it’s getting better with coping. Martha Wells please keep writing happy adventures for Murderbot only thank you

I love when SecUnit has to interact with Mensah’s family

Yayyy more Murderbot! And more Three! And JollyBaby mention!!

I’m so fucking scared right now

“Do you want to argue with me over nothing? Or do you want me to buy you something nice?”
Now THIS is how I want my Mafia romances done ok, only SLIGHTLY toxic and still sexy, but not abusive thank you very much. (I hope I don’t eat my words later)
Also Kingdom of Back reference! I love the LuCU

Ayye it’s the freaking mafia

Holy shit Marie Lu’s adult debut is kicking into high gear now, she’s been holding back on all the traumatizing she could have been doing to me over the years…

Been so busy, but now the story’s ramping up I’ve gotta keep reading!

Very excited to see how Marie Lu will traumatize me even more in her adult debut than in her young adult novels

Omg Cal Poly Pomona mention! Shout out Anthony Ocampo, I know him because I interviewed him for Poly Post!

Ugh Ben Shapiro mention. Very generous to call him a journalist…

This book alternates between me being excited to learn new things but also making me mad at things as I learn them

Lotta good reminders about grammar policing… who cares! language is not set in stone

You can pry my “likes” from my cold dead hands, I’m innovating language here!

I am now referring to all men’s conversations as gossip from now on

Actually cried reading about how this amazing rocket scientist was described as being a great cook and following her husband around before even mentioning she was a NASA scientist in her obituary. Also we really do take a lot of our language from AAVE, sorry, but also thank you for your linguistic contributions

Women really just exist and men needed to create a way to insult them at every turn

That other book was so bad I’m taking a break to educate myself

Protecting my peace and DNFing this one. Apologies to the book club, maybe I’ll return when they pick a better book. I don’t have it in me to yuck their yum on the second meeting….