Meg > Recent Status Updates

Please know these two things: 1. I would also divorce Ellery and 2. No wonder kids are dumb af if she’s teaching them.

“i do not support all women. some of you bitches are very dumb!!!”

(Julia is dumber than a box of rocks.)

There are two religions in Italy. There's the Catholic Church and there's Ferrari.

Idk why we’re doing the F1 thing in this book though!!! (RIP to Emilia Romagna GP tho)

The pronunciation of PECO is an abomination.

Does someone die soon? I’m bored.

Mm whatcha say?
Mm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did
Mm whatcha say?
(Whatcha say? Whatcha say?)
Mm that it's all for the best?
Of course it is

I feel that the only satisfactory ending to this will be identical to The Shoot aka Dear Sister by The Lonely Island.

I know Nate’s got an unwashed dick.

Help why is an outdoor community pool using bromine!!!!

I’m pissed tf off trying to figure out the season calendar. Why are the drivers hostages? They’re just stuck on the continent for what? HQ is in the UK why aren’t they home and utilizing the sim??? Where is the entire support staff staying while they’re shacked up in a motorhome?

Not the shared motorhome 😂

I am already aware that this is a mistake, even if it isn’t “technically” F1 lmaooo

I’m having so much fun with this one

Huh

I have ugly cackled.

Yo Ruth is dumb af

Does she know she can just like… go get her own tattoos? This is literally just a man.

🤨

Team Gwen. (After Home Is Where the Bodies Are, I’m thrilled to be back with likable characters.)

Tbh, I really just wanted to listen to another book narrated by Joniece Abbott-Pratt.

Re-reading in advance of Oathbound 😈

Checked the audiobook out the minute I got the notification it was available from the library 😈

Cut to me screaming in my car, on a rainy drive about to see scene queen and babymetal (idk fitting)

Is Rosie stupid orrrrrr