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not stephen king referencing his OWN book and character LMFAO the pennywise mention is taking me out

"it would be the easiest thing in the world to lose everything."

bojack horseman mention?????

"that he didn't have his father was bad. that he didn't have his mother was like a pulled tooth."

"for me, cats are no different from the sun or the ocean or the air we breathe." this guy gets it

"cats are really something, huh. they're capable of completely ignoring you half the time, but then they seem to know when you're really in need of some comforting."

"whenever you called, you'd talk a lot, but then when we meet up in person like this, you didn't have much to say." me asf

stephen king stop talking about young girls breasts challenge failed miserably. this is what i get for reading a male author

"klunk's another word for poo. poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots."
thomas looked at chuck, unable to believe he was having this conversation. "that's nice," was all he could manage

LMFAOO

ain't nobody had a blackberry in 2019 who are we kidding

blonde man jumpscare

"and so i try to be kind to everything i see, and in everything i see, i see him"

WAIT A DAMN MINUTE... WAIT A DAMN MINUTE

"Or were they now other people entirely? And then he would imagine that those people weren't so much gone as they were within them, waiting to bob back up to the surface, to reclaim their bodies and minds; they were identities now in remission, but they would always be with them."

jane thinking andy is a good doctor is soooo embarrassing for her hes a walking red flag jude needs to ruuuuuun

"...one of you plugging into the car's stereo an outlandish playlist.. you would both sing along, loudly, being extravagantly silly as adults the way you never were as children. ... you realized that really, there were very few people you truly wanted to be around for more than a few days at a time, & yet here you were with someone you wanted to be around for years, even when he was at his most opaque and confusing."

DENIAL IS A RIVER IN EGYPT YOUR HUSBAND IS GAY

okay guys the book is over now why is there still 300 pages left haha guys ?

is happiness illegal

"Friendship was witnessing another's slow drip of miseries, and long bouts of boredom, and occasional triumphs. It was feeling honored by the privilege of getting to be present for another person's most dismal moments, and knowing that you could be dismal around him in return."

"it was like having a conversation with harold"
"yeah if harold was a white woman with dreadlocks"
"as i said, like having a conversation with harold"
bruh

could do without the graphic detail of how he's harming himself but we persevere i suppose

"There had been periods in his twenties when he would look at his friends and feel such a pure, deep contentment that he would wish the world around them would simply cease, that none of them would have to move from that moment, when everything was in equilibrium and his affection for them was perfect."

"I told you that I had always known. But that wasn't true, & I knew it even as I said it—I said it because it sounded pretty, like something someone might say in a book, & because we were both feeling so wretched, & helpless, & because I thought if I said it we both might feel better about the situation before us, the situation that we perhaps had been capable of preventing —perhaps not—but at any rate hadn't."

"he pretended those were his parents and he was home for the weekend... ... he would get up and do whatever it was that grown children did with their parents." jude you are the most normal ever

SANTOSH JAIN AND FREDRICO DE LUCA HAVE MICRO-PENISES

"Whenever Harold asked him questions about himself, he always felt something cold move across him, as if he were being iced from the inside, his organs and nerves being protected by a sheath of frost."

ok hanya yanagihara u can stop describing this judge as fat now u got ur point across

"As the months passed, this feeling dampened, but it never disappeared; it lived on him like a thin scum of mold. / he began to realize that she was the first and last person to whom he would never have to explain anything. She knew that he wore his life on his skin, that his biography was written in his flesh and on his bones." what the helly

identifying with jude rn in ways i don't have time to unpack