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I've been suspecting that the MC has some form of neurodivergency here but I do have to say it feels more justified when her reaction to being gifted a heart is "the excitement of something awful." I kind of get it but like. How calm and collected lmao

Should I get my panties in a twist at the casual usage and references of psychopathy or just vibe w an unserious story

We're getting a little too speculative now

Farmers, after moving cows away from pastures, forcing them off grazing, putting them into stalls and making them eat fatty-corn grain for the rest of their lives: lol why are my cows so sick and keep dying. So weird

You had me in the first half but if youre gonna blame the rising diagnoses of ADHD on pesticides again, we gonna fight

This is extremely dense. Also I'm never eating Driscolls again

What do u mean. What do u mean all of our food sucks and is worthless and is killing us. Wh a t

I straight up can only read about 2 or 3 pages of this a day because it is so dense with science and chemistry that i cant push through it without absorbing not a single thing

Everyone is so obsessed with Karlie but the only thing we learn about her is that she's super religious but then she goes a little bad but not that bad. Really getting into how religious she is tho. Like. I dont get it

We are finally in 1999

This book is not really about Karlie. We're spending chapters following different characters and their slice of life. Very little to do with Karlie at all

We are talking so much, so many tangents and outside details, and saying so little

He's full of love, despite it all

no way i happen to like this couple more than the first book. crazy

sorry. obsessed

Orok is an interesting and relatable character. I see you, person keeping everyone at a distance due to trust and acknowledged codependency issues...

Women should get angrier

The relief i feel that this actually won't be a love triangle thank GOD

So funny how this is like an obvious fictionalized retelling of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and the backstreet boy heartthrob with the ramen noodle hair

This started as a comedy and has quickly changed into a tragedy

Oh okay. So this is where some of the "men writing women" stereotypes come from. Okay

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@chapter 23

Yossarian doing everything in his power to go home, including stalking and following his commander (who's name is, literally, Major Major Major Major, and everyone hates him cause he's so mid) is INCREDIBLY funny

I think the mc is insane. Just a hunch. This writing has the dry ridiculousness of practiced Tumblr users and that's wild to me