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Everyone is so obsessed with Karlie but the only thing we learn about her is that she's super religious but then she goes a little bad but not that bad. Really getting into how religious she is tho. Like. I dont get it

We are finally in 1999

This book is not really about Karlie. We're spending chapters following different characters and their slice of life. Very little to do with Karlie at all

We are talking so much, so many tangents and outside details, and saying so little

He's full of love, despite it all

no way i happen to like this couple more than the first book. crazy

sorry. obsessed

Orok is an interesting and relatable character. I see you, person keeping everyone at a distance due to trust and acknowledged codependency issues...

Women should get angrier

The relief i feel that this actually won't be a love triangle thank GOD

So funny how this is like an obvious fictionalized retelling of Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and the backstreet boy heartthrob with the ramen noodle hair

This started as a comedy and has quickly changed into a tragedy

Oh okay. So this is where some of the "men writing women" stereotypes come from. Okay

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@chapter 23

Yossarian doing everything in his power to go home, including stalking and following his commander (who's name is, literally, Major Major Major Major, and everyone hates him cause he's so mid) is INCREDIBLY funny

I think the mc is insane. Just a hunch. This writing has the dry ridiculousness of practiced Tumblr users and that's wild to me

I understand why this has won countless awards

I'm so glad the mongrel witch, as she is referred to, makes a point of respecting pronouns without question, even correcting others lol. We love antagonists who are also allies

Oh my God

I'm behind on my book updates. I just wanted to note this is the second time Greer felt the need to tell me that Cameron took a shit in his vulture form

Dont mind me having the best time ever