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Suanne Laqueur is 80% done with Three-Martini Lunch
THIS IS A TRAIN WRECK!!!!!
Feb 25, 2026 08:08PM Add a comment
Three-Martini Lunch

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 73% done with Three-Martini Lunch
Oh God, Cliff, you better not be… but of course you are. I’m gonna be sick.
Feb 25, 2026 07:47PM Add a comment
Three-Martini Lunch

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 55% done with Three-Martini Lunch
Omg this is so fucking good.
Feb 24, 2026 11:08PM Add a comment
Three-Martini Lunch

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 6% done with Three-Martini Lunch
Oh my God, this is gonna be just like Heywood Gould’s “Cocktail.”
(This is a compliment)
Feb 24, 2026 10:37AM Add a comment
Three-Martini Lunch

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 6% done with The Spare Wife
Woof. Thrown straight into a New York City high society party with a dozen characters and omniscient point of view. This is a LOT.
Jan 30, 2026 06:29PM Add a comment
The Spare Wife

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 68% done with A Fine Imitation
The possibilities for disaster are endless. I love it.
Jan 30, 2026 11:00AM Add a comment
A Fine Imitation

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 38% done with A Fine Imitation
I’m such a sucker for reading about rich people. It’s like a guilty pleasure.
Jan 29, 2026 07:36PM Add a comment
A Fine Imitation

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 4% done with Pictures from an Institution: A Comedy (Phoenix Fiction)
Ha ha. I already know I’m not this book’s audience. Moving on!
Jan 28, 2026 07:02PM 2 comments
Pictures from an Institution: A Comedy (Phoenix Fiction)

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 2% done with Pictures from an Institution: A Comedy (Phoenix Fiction)
“How can we expect novelists to be moral, when their trade forces them to treat every end they meet as no more than an imperfect means to a novel?”

BWAAAAHAHAHA! No idea why this book was on my TBR but obviously I needed this line.
Jan 28, 2026 10:35AM Add a comment
Pictures from an Institution: A Comedy (Phoenix Fiction)

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 64% done with Bookworm
Fifty shades of morally gray and I’m loving it!
Jan 28, 2026 09:48AM Add a comment
Bookworm

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 25% done with Bookworm
Ooh. Yes. Been having a lot of trouble connecting with books but I am very into this. It’s sort of reminding me of Margaret Atwood’s “The Edible Woman.”
Jan 27, 2026 09:41PM Add a comment
Bookworm

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 2% done with Bookworm
“On this particular Friday, Victoria had an albatross of a novel with her. It was one of the new releases everyone was raving about. (Rapturous! Resplendent! Unforgettable!) In fact, it was a long, torturous read, and the cover was equally terrible. On it was a picture of a man crying, either in ecstasy or pain, who cared.”

OH MY GOD, IT’S “A LITTLE LIFE”!! 🤣
Jan 27, 2026 08:36PM Add a comment
Bookworm

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 5% done with Mrs. S
Yikes. I know 25% is usually where I tap out but if a book has no quotation marks or even paragraph breaks in the dialogue, it’s a hard no. Not for me.
Jan 15, 2026 06:53PM Add a comment
Mrs. S

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 27% done with Caste in the Stars
“You must at least try some shrikhand.” Mumma’s voice bubbled with delight. “Here.” Puppa placed a bowl before Ethan. “It’s like Greek yogurt but with saffron, sugar, and a hint of cardamom.”

Every time I read one of Leylah’s books, I discover something new to do with Greek yogurt!
Jan 09, 2026 08:24PM Add a comment
Caste in the Stars

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 7% done with Caste in the Stars
“The setting: Oscar night for non-celebrities, because the world had come to realize that ordinary people deserved awards, too, for their convincing performances in life.”
Jan 09, 2026 05:21PM 2 comments
Caste in the Stars

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 53% done with The House of Doors
You know what, this is ridiculous. I’m not into it. It’s beautifully written, it’s atmospheric, it’s interesting. It’s typically my jam but right now, I’m just not into it. I’m moving on. I have nothing bad to say about the book. It’s me.
Jan 08, 2026 04:54PM Add a comment
The House of Doors

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 60% done with Wicked: Everyone Deserves the Chance to Fly (Wicked Years, #1)
I know I’m extremely late to the party, but the writing is really beautiful.
Nov 29, 2025 07:45AM Add a comment
Wicked: Everyone Deserves the Chance to Fly (Wicked Years, #1)

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 34% done with My Friends
Fredrik, I adore thee. But you don’t have to keep telling me they’re fourteen. I got it.
Nov 21, 2025 04:18PM Add a comment
My Friends

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 62% done with Atmosphere
Pushing through because we’re reading this for book club, but I have opinions.
Jul 08, 2025 09:41PM Add a comment
Atmosphere

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 26% done with Atmosphere
The writing is bugging the shit out of me. The dialogue especially is so flat and canned. Joan talks like a robot. “Yeah, it will be fun.” It will? People use contractions. It’ll be fun.
Jul 08, 2025 06:07PM 1 comment
Atmosphere

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 36% done with Broken Country
This book is a perfect example of why I dislike first person POV.
May 28, 2025 05:32PM Add a comment
Broken Country

Suanne Laqueur
Suanne Laqueur is 23% done with Broken Country
This is boring AF.
May 26, 2025 08:20PM Add a comment
Broken Country

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