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Jesus.

I get that this could very well just be the tone that this retelling is taking but… this is funny! People trying to give us a dark gritty Robin Hood have lost the plot. Robin’s getting chased up trees by Tuck’s dogs and having flower thrown in his eyes.

I find it hilarious that most of the merry men’s origins are that Robin picked a fight with a stranger on the road- that stranger beat the CRAP out of him- and then he respects them so much that he gives them a job.

Insurance rates in Holcomb have to be nuts with all these 12 year old driving around.

Robin teaches the sheriff a lesson that perhaps needs to be retaught to the rich now- make sure your servants are fed or they’ll rob you blind.

$60,000 for a house! What a paradise!

Imagine being the pastor whose legacy is being such a horrible bigot that you made Dick Van Dyke turn away from organized religion.

Cutting his pay because he went home to make sure his wife didn’t have cancer was a real dick move on the part of the producer of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!

Them baptizing Little John with ale to mark his entry into the merry men is very fitting and fun!