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Man.

I hope this next chapter opens with the house dropped on this lady’s head.

Funnily enough I dislike her less in the book rather than the movie.

Love Stan Lee down, I really do, comics wouldn’t be the same without him.

But man, does bro’s writing need work. Maybe it was the style for the 60’s but does Spider-Man need to tell us what he’s doing as he’s doing it all the time?

A vast majority of the population would side with JJJ if Spider-Man existed, and Peter has a 60/40 chance of falling down the alt-right pipeline

Favorite character dead, and for what man.

I always end up picking the dead people to really
enjoy this shit blows.

“My names Johnny Truant, im a good writer and all the girls want to fuck me, and I them!”*

*“I also have crippling anxiety attacks and night terrors due to horrible childhood trauma. I use sexual connections as a way to feel anything other than this crippling loneliness and severe dread that swallows every moment of mine not enveloped in a woman’s thighs”

“I work at a tattoo parlor!”

Chapter 5 has a lot of build up but genuinely has a crazy pay off. Each chapter is better than the last. Possibly the most creative book I’ve ever read.

Lizzy saw the house Darcy lived in and changed her tune reeeaaalllll quick

These folks sure are proud…

and..

prejudiced.

Who woulda thunk?

Nearly every character on the page is insufferable in some way.

But I can’t stop reading

“My one daughter I have is so pretty she’s the prettiest girl in the whole world. No one can compare to how gorgeous she is. I will repeat this multiple times in front of my other daughters because fuck ‘em I hate them.”

- Mrs. Bennet probably.

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