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Question of the hour: "Our difference in species surely couldn’t classify me as gay, could it?"

“I’m California,” he says with a cool and calm tone. “Plurk Borden,” I tell him.

In this moment I realize that Paulo’s spirit is inside of me, haunting my ass.

“Oh my god.” I say, overwhelmed by the forest of dicks that surrounds me. “I can’t believe how gay I really am..."

“Afraid not.” Says the skull. “And while we’re at it, I guess you should know that you’re a repressed homosexual, too.”