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“…or that he was a 26-year-old man suffering from a persistent lack of sleep, whose exhausted mind was now struggling to differentiate between conscious and unconscious perception.” Me, reading this as a sleep deprived 26 year old who this morning had weirdly vivid nightmares within nightmares 😳

I do not really remember how the second book ended so we’re just gonna see how lost I am

Dumbass tourist gets robbed, loses his new wife, and is scammed in his first day in the big city

“Who comes up with these ridiculous names?”
“Writers, I dare say.”

Idwk (I don’t whoring know)

“God have mercy on me, I will not.”
“God might have mercy on you, but he doesn’t hold the pliers down here.”

“To touch the Bloody Nine was to touch Death. And Death has no favorites and makes no exceptions.”

“The vast majority of men would far rather be *told* what to do than make their own choices. Obedience is easy.”

“A werewolf. And not one of those crappy little German ones, mark you, dancing about and wanking at the moon.”

“Why do I do this?” He shrugged. “What else is there?”

“Heads on spikes, eh? Never goes out of fashion.”

“Ahh, the flower of the Union’s young nobility. The sense of honor is almost palpable—or did someone fart?”

I love Glokta POV chapters and I’m sad when they end. Just like Tyrion POVs.

The last chapter included a female praying mantis eating a male, and then turned on Buffy and I’m on episode 4 which has a praying mantis lady lol