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How could you say that Easter and HALLOWEEN are “substantially equal holidays” ????

Since when is Easter “one of the most powerful holidays”?????

Her quark is patterned pjs, she’s so fucking crazy for that. And he gets hard looking at them. Worse than a hallmark movie.

Awful. I give up

Okay so an actual plot was finally created, she’s trying to be a good person for once in her life. That would be good for his huge bitch

How am I not even half way thru? Theres nothing happening? No strife, no problems. They’re already almost married.

Deer lord am I supposed to feel bad for little rich girl bc things were always fixed for her in the past????? How TRAGIC!!!

You ARE the worse twin. You’re awful.

Dear lord this is truly awful. Theres no true plot progression/development. This is the biggest bitch fmc ive ever read. She’s a rich girl whom hates fucking everything for no reason and her choices/reasoning changes on a dime. The last book ended with her interrupting a town hall meeting that she would NEVER open the farm back up. What happened to that???

How drab

That robot really predicted the exact moment of her period. Really.

Boning against the ice machine

Thrillers stress me out so much

Library audiobook ran out. Still 15 hours left wtf

Holy fuck this book is 19 hours long and I’m only 3 hours in

Her bottom lip (or top lip if she’s doing a piranha impression) must look like raw hamburger meat from her constantly gnawing on it

This is THE clumsiest bitch I’ve ever met

His power is a smoke that shows his enemy’s weak points? Like the jugular?? Bitch, I can tell you that!!!

Wait, is the big bad villains name ‘Tristen’??????

Nah this has to be a joke. They were just trying to fit in all the classic trope “I’m so clumsy!!”

Is this 2014 tumblr??????????

Embrace the cringe

The auto book narrator makes this book sound even cheesy ier

You know those internet stories like the blue whale challenge or momo where anonymous people online are trying to get teens to kill themselves? Is this that but irl?