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Library audiobook ran out. Still 15 hours left wtf

Holy fuck this book is 19 hours long and I’m only 3 hours in

Her bottom lip (or top lip if she’s doing a piranha impression) must look like raw hamburger meat from her constantly gnawing on it

This is THE clumsiest bitch I’ve ever met

His power is a smoke that shows his enemy’s weak points? Like the jugular?? Bitch, I can tell you that!!!

Wait, is the big bad villains name ‘Tristen’??????

Nah this has to be a joke. They were just trying to fit in all the classic trope “I’m so clumsy!!”

Is this 2014 tumblr??????????

Embrace the cringe

The auto book narrator makes this book sound even cheesy ier

You know those internet stories like the blue whale challenge or momo where anonymous people online are trying to get teens to kill themselves? Is this that but irl?