Willow > Recent Status Updates

“fuck being cool and fuck being chill, if the reward for being the coolest girl in the room was a sliver of attention from the most mediocre men, then I would happily commit to a life of never being chill and never being cool” YESSSSSSSS

“Then I would tell them to get a dog bitch […] prepare my grave alone girl cause I’m dying alone and happily” oh this is my kind of book

The show really redeems most of these characters for me

I’m sorry I snorted at “what I really meant to say was ‘Are you gay?’” BELLY GIRL WHAT

Realising that on this occasion the show is superior to the book

HOW is Jeremiah an ick even in word form

Going between the audiobook and the paperback so please all of you ignore the way the status updates are gonna change

Going between the audiobook and the paperback so please all of you ignore the way the status updates are gonna change

This is so juicy I’m hooked

Holy fuck.

It is genuinely SO entertaining reading a series where the stories are all standalone but set in the same universe in an f1 context because the sport lends itself incredibly well to the concept like yeah!!!!! Show me the behind the scenes of a side scandal from the other book!!!! I’ll eat that shit up!!!!!!

I know I did not just read that??????? The Maxwell-Brown men (except Thomas) will NEVERRRRRRR know peace from me

Guys I’m having so much fun

Some delicious plane reading this….. loving the fake relationship but not with an accidental marriage in the mix vibe we’ve got going on here. And Dev and Willow popping up every so often!!!!! My loves!!!!!!

Some delicious plane reading this….. loving the fake relationship but not with an accidental marriage in the mix vibe we’ve got going on here. And Dev and Willow popping up every so often!!!!! My loves!!!!!!

SIMONE SOLTANIIIIIIIII WHAT HAS YOUR UNIVERSE GOT FOR ME THIS TIME

I KNEW THIS WOULD BE HOW IT HAPPENS I KNEW IT I HATE BEING PERCEPTIVE IT IS MY WORST CHARACTER TRAIT

So listening to the first scene back in the seam in the Brighton Station M&S food went about as well as you’d expect it x

ohhhhh all the covey songs are coming out I know what’s coming and I do NOT want it to happen

ITS SOONER THAN LATER THAT IM SIX FEET UNDER 😭😭😭😭 IT’S SOONER THAN LATER THAT YOU’LL BE ALONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭 SO WHO WILL YOU TURN TO TOMORROW I WONDER 😭😭😭😭😭 FOR WHEN THE BELL RINGS LOVER YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN 😭😭😭😭

sensing I am about to reach The Most Harrowing Section so I am pausing and leaving this for post commute❤️ spotify podcasts here I come

… so about me getting attached to maysilee even though i knew she was doomed by the narrative (I’m a wreck)

I hate the fact that I know all of them are doomed by the narrative I’m getting attached to Maysilee

Listened to The Squirrel Incident whilst doing my makeup on the train I’m actually stronger than the marines

WHY AM I ALWAYS IN CLAPHAM JUNCTION WHEN LOUELLA/LOULOU IS GOING THROUGH IT

This narrator having a bit too much fun singing “first avoid the slaughter 🕺🏻 grab weapons 💃 then find water 🙂‍↕️” let’s get some of that pep outta our step buddy x

I know that I’m only audio booking this on parts of my commute every few days but damn how are we still not in the arena

Enjoying how much of a lover boy Haymitch is

Realising there was a dormant part of my brain that stores so much ya dystopia lore cause the connections I am making…. Lawd

Mike Faist if you are in line for young Plutarch Heavensbee STAY IN LINE.