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“that bitch Mina” woah um

““Fucking Jonathan,” I must. Ruining everything. Though Mina sounds a little like a bitch.”

????!?!?!?! If you hate the characters in Dracula so much why write a Dracula retelling lmfao

Van Helsing was NOT!!!! AN OLD DUTCH PERVERT

I’m not far enough in to really make a decision on if I like this or not but I am understanding the mixed reviews

This book is very good so far but that scene with Rudy and tony made me DEEPLY UNCOMFORTABLE

(Page 84 of the ebook idk if it’s accurate the novel) So like I know that Julian and Nik’s romance isn’t going to get anywhere big but I care for it much more than whatever is going on with Vasili lmfao

Sometimes I remember Kaz is 17 and laugh a little… bro is so vicious

Sometimes I wonder if my childhood brain remembered this book as being better than it is but now that I’m rereading it, it really is that good, and I just started

Geralt of Rivia you are never beating the dead beat father allegations

Good god Geralt you’re so annoying <3

Oh my god Geralt get off the fucking ground

Hopefully the plot picks up from here because it is draaaaggginnnggg

Oh fuck off. Isabelle can’t have some of Aylah’s blood in her because Isabelle and Sariel JUST HAD SEX. ENOUGH. With the incesty shit

FAARROOONNN 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Oh my god Isabelle had Sariel murder that man’s wife and child???

I do not fuck with the fact that Calluna has apparently tried to use her radiance to manipulate/influence Sariel (HER BROTHER) to have sex with her, WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN

How do I even begin to collect my thoughts about what I just read. CALLUNA IS FUCKING INSANE? I know she did not just moan her brothers name while having sex with another man, god help us all

Shoutout to Sariel for killing a pedo not even 100 pages in

Maybe the stupidest thing yet. Kissen just said she wouldn’t let Elo martyr-fuck her of whatever it was AND THEN STILL HAD SEX WITH HIM. AND WHAT DOES HE DO? VANISH.