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Teddy
Teddy is on page 162 of 365 of Til Death Do Us Bard
Logan you are very mean
Mar 17, 2026 02:11PM Add a comment
Til Death Do Us Bard

Teddy
Teddy is on page 201 of 288 of Kindred
This is miserable
Mar 08, 2026 04:32PM Add a comment
Kindred

Teddy
Teddy is on page 55 of 288 of Kindred
Mar 06, 2026 06:53PM Add a comment
Kindred

Teddy
Teddy is on page 447 of 720 of Moby-Dick or, The Whale
Melville keeps forgetting the story he’s trying to tell, before remembering it for a couple chapters and then forgetting again…he’s operating in never seen before ways. God help me.
Feb 04, 2026 01:14PM Add a comment
Moby-Dick or, The Whale

Teddy
Teddy is on page 302 of 720 of Moby-Dick or, The Whale
Ohhhh it’s endless it’s endlesssss
Feb 01, 2026 09:02AM Add a comment
Moby-Dick or, The Whale

Teddy
Teddy is on page 306 of 352 of A Treachery of Swans
So excited for the power of lesbian love to defeat the big bad evil big bad
Jan 27, 2026 01:54PM Add a comment
A Treachery of Swans

Teddy
Teddy is on page 275 of 352 of A Treachery of Swans
Ohhh Odile… we’re really in it now bc NO WAY THAT’S WHO HE IS?????
Jan 27, 2026 01:35PM Add a comment
A Treachery of Swans

Teddy
Teddy is on page 258 of 352 of A Treachery of Swans
NO FUCKING WAY???????????
Jan 27, 2026 01:25PM Add a comment
A Treachery of Swans

Teddy
Teddy is on page 218 of 720 of Moby-Dick or, The Whale
Ishmael can you stop waxing poetic and musing in your brain and go back to being gay with Queequeg please
Jan 26, 2026 12:24PM 1 comment
Moby-Dick or, The Whale

Teddy
Teddy is on page 15 of 720 of Moby-Dick or, The Whale
“He must undress and get into bed before I did.” 🤨?
Jan 26, 2026 08:41AM Add a comment
Moby-Dick or, The Whale

Teddy
Teddy is 55% done with As Meat Loves Salt
Ugh they finally fucked thank christ
Jan 11, 2026 01:19PM Add a comment
As Meat Loves Salt

Teddy
Teddy is 42% done with As Meat Loves Salt
“Ferris felt inside my bottom jaw and pressed each tooth in turn. […] All I could do was to hold on tight to the sides of the chair, and keep myself from sucking his fingers.” Jesus CHRIST JACOB
Jan 08, 2026 11:53AM Add a comment
As Meat Loves Salt

Teddy
Teddy is 15% done with As Meat Loves Salt
AND THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR FORCING YOURSELF ON YOUR WIFE, JACOB! EAT ROCKS
Jan 05, 2026 10:01AM Add a comment
As Meat Loves Salt

Teddy
Teddy is on page 361 of 464 of Lucy Undying
Nov 17, 2025 04:05PM Add a comment
Lucy Undying

Teddy
Teddy is on page 291 of 464 of Lucy Undying
“that bitch Mina” woah um
Nov 17, 2025 02:05PM Add a comment
Lucy Undying

Teddy
Teddy is on page 225 of 464 of Lucy Undying
““Fucking Jonathan,” I must. Ruining everything. Though Mina sounds a little like a bitch.”

????!?!?!?! If you hate the characters in Dracula so much why write a Dracula retelling lmfao
Nov 17, 2025 12:30PM Add a comment
Lucy Undying

Teddy
Teddy is on page 183 of 464 of Lucy Undying
Van Helsing was NOT!!!! AN OLD DUTCH PERVERT
Nov 17, 2025 11:27AM Add a comment
Lucy Undying

Teddy
Teddy is on page 145 of 464 of Lucy Undying
I’m not far enough in to really make a decision on if I like this or not but I am understanding the mixed reviews
Nov 17, 2025 10:26AM Add a comment
Lucy Undying

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