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Logan you are very mean

This is miserable

Melville keeps forgetting the story he’s trying to tell, before remembering it for a couple chapters and then forgetting again…he’s operating in never seen before ways. God help me.

Ohhhh it’s endless it’s endlesssss

So excited for the power of lesbian love to defeat the big bad evil big bad

Ohhh Odile… we’re really in it now bc NO WAY THAT’S WHO HE IS?????

NO FUCKING WAY???????????

Ishmael can you stop waxing poetic and musing in your brain and go back to being gay with Queequeg please

“He must undress and get into bed before I did.” 🤨?

Ugh they finally fucked thank christ

“Ferris felt inside my bottom jaw and pressed each tooth in turn. […] All I could do was to hold on tight to the sides of the chair, and keep myself from sucking his fingers.” Jesus CHRIST JACOB

AND THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR FORCING YOURSELF ON YOUR WIFE, JACOB! EAT ROCKS

“that bitch Mina” woah um

““Fucking Jonathan,” I must. Ruining everything. Though Mina sounds a little like a bitch.”

????!?!?!?! If you hate the characters in Dracula so much why write a Dracula retelling lmfao

Van Helsing was NOT!!!! AN OLD DUTCH PERVERT

I’m not far enough in to really make a decision on if I like this or not but I am understanding the mixed reviews