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We literally only made it to page 2 before our first Hannibal Description, that has to be a record

Wooooo Amelia is here!! Is it bad that I ship her with Beauvoir...?

LIKE MYRNIN'S ACTUALLY

Forehead touching, are you fucking kidding meeeeee

FY ANNWYL

unbelievable to me that rachel caine gave us one mouthful of gourmet dark chocolate (myrnin) and then thought, "what the people really want is this stale shortbread with cheap vanilla flavoring (shane)"

*amelie voice* myrnin, i can't believe you broke the wildly complex machine that i forced a teenager to build while being tortured!

hand to god i do not want to hear another even remotely kind thing about amelie for the entire rest of this series and i hope she dies alone and abandoned. truly rachel caine is an unloving mistress to me, specifically.

in the better version of this series the main pairing is Ash/Puck

I can't believe this book managed to create a WORSE version of "I'm not like other girls" but I cannot deny that I just had to read the sentence "But I'm not like most females." with my own personal eyes

ohhhh, THAT'S where those Stevie Rae/Aphrodite fics came from

ah, yes -- "how dare you end our relationship after you repeatedly stated you wanted to end our relationship and i intentionally impaired your judgment to prevent you from ending our relationship??"

None of the characters in this series ever have agency!! Except when we're supposed to think that Zoey should be held accountable for being groomed by the most obviously predatory man on the planet!!

I literally could not care less about Zoey's reverse harem when whatever-all is going on with Aphrodite is Right There

this book truly is the gift that keeps on giving, i don't know what exactly it's giving but it sure does keep giving it

his slippers. seemed. to glow.

I FORBID YOU TO LEAVE ME

never has induced vomiting seemed so tender

what about "hannibal pretends to be january's master" makes it such a compelling dynamic to me. this is horrible. i'm so sorry. where is the tender benibal fanfiction. something something hannibal's nonconsensual complicity in january's oppression. something something the reaffirmation of their relationship as equals.

what about "hannibal pretends to be january's master" makes it such a compelling dynamic to me. this is horrible. i'm so sorry. where is the tender benibal fanfiction.

i see we've already upgraded to "drunken Irish angel"

NAKED DESPAIR,

it's literally page 5 and we can already add "disheveled mermaid" to our list of Hannibal descriptions

I can't believe fucking Asmodeus has the most appealing scene in this book, are you goddamn kidding me

"unto eternity" I am going to LOSE my MIND

Myrtle Lindholm will save us all

SERIOUSLY EUGENE TIE HER IN A SUPPLY CLOSET OR SOMETHING BEFORE SHE VIOLATES THE GENEVA CONVENTION