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I’m LOVING. I love Darcy and Frank and Tater Tot but Gabriel you’re being a judgy little bitch and I get you have a backstory, but you’ve made Darcy cry like 3 times and that’s not acceptable

Shes PISSING ME OFF. She goes in a huff over nothing and then calls him a “spoiled brat” for asking what’s wrong? wtfff

I fully didn’t realise this is 826 pages! oh I’m so worried I’m gonna feel angsty waiting for the slow burn to burnnnnn

THE FIRST HALF WAS SLOW BUT ITS GOTTEN SO GOOD

2:30 am still reading. “Forget you hate me until midnight” 😭😭😭😭

I’m crying and hooting and hollering, the girlies are KICKING ASS

I COULD KICK DOWN A WALL RN

Shania would say “LETS GO GIRLS!”

Im having funnnnn

She’s just whipped out a cat we’ve never met before?!

bitch has no plot and no character development but introduces a dog and KILLS HER A PAGE LATER?!

WHO THE FUCK IS GIDEON AND OLLIE?! she’ll spend two pages explaining the room but drops characters without any reference or explanation

Am I supposed to like priya?

im sorry, but when does this get good? It’s just her and Priya like travelling and chatting and then time jumps. What is this series actually about?!

Who the fuck is Gideon?

Why is the MMC… 5”9?

Okay, like always back a girlie against any man. And every man in this book is still trash. BUT Tessa has gotta woman up (!!), idk how many more times she can be like nobody cares about me and letting them all die and then being sad after. I’m getting sick of her

Ohhhh so Theon, you feel betrayed because she “tricked” you into a source mark? HELLO POT, THIS IS KETTLE

Soooo … throuple?

I’d really like my queen to kill him

YOU HAD HER TORTURED FOR HOURS LET HER HAVE WINE BITCH

Okay so I love a morally grey MMC but I want to punch Theon in the nuts (and Luka and axel for enabling him)

…why do I like Talan for Nia?… I may regret saying that but Raphael being a good two shoes is BORING

My baby Ilya 😭 I’m sorry but Shane is not being appropriately babygirl ! He doesn’t even notice or care that Ilya is struggling

OH MY MURDEROUS QUEEN IS BACK

ok but why do I hate him? I don’t love that my queen is constantly at a disadvantage and being lied to and he’s winning and I don’t like it! I want my poisonous queen to win and get to be free and happy

oh I love her

“Stop crying. It makes me nauseous.”

80% in and this man still speaks like this. THE SLOW BURN HAS NEVER BURNED LIKE THIS

HE JUST NODDED AT HER

I hate him? Like so bad! He isn’t a fun asshole, he’s just a regular full-blown asshole. Even to her, which is not how assholery works in books. He harasses her and the is pissed when she fights back? EW. This man is too real

Is this just…”enemies to still enemies”? I’m distinctly missing any sort of will they won’t they tension

I think I’ve learned: I’m not a fan of whimsy and I’m not a fan of excessive world building when it’s like the whole book through (and isn’t a massive high stakes series with dragons and battles and political intrigue). I’m having to think so much and the humour kinda feels slapsticky