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Defend the defendant >>> Make his situation worse to drag down the prosecution and send everyone at court to the gulag

"Go on, the worst she can say is no."

"You read Stalin's works because you want to know his psychology. I read Stalin so that way I can write an hour-long narrative lambasting his rhetoric and describing his poor decision making in real time. We are not the same." -the author, probably

I am screaming. This 17 year old girl thinking she can sew up a massively hemorrhaging wound without ensuring hemostasis is absolutely unhinged.

nooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

I swear on my life, if this anime boy is anything but the mascot...

Okay. Okay. Look. I'm sure you have a connection. You're 17ish and have kissed one whole time. You were sold to One Direction and you have Feelings. I get it. I still think that if sex is happening simultaneous to the second kiss, it's time to slow down.

Naaaaaah, bro. Wrong time to say that.

Faith, trust, and pixie dust*
*if lacking pixie dust, unmedicated ADHD will work just as effectively

Tfw you conduct a seance to save your stolen spaceship from alien fire.

Would you love me if I was a bug? 🥺

😭😭😭

Marya is almost as best girl as Anne is

When you're sad so you read a book, but it ends up making you sadder

Nooooooo I wanted Marya to do it

Anne is my favorite and I'm sad it took so long for her to show up in this series

IRENE HUG HER YOU WILL GET ON THIS SHIP WITH ANNE OR I WILL SHOOT YOU DOWN

FERDINAND

What? Your Frankencyborg has no sense of morality and has been ripping people limb from limb? Hm... have you tried turning him off and back on again?

I'm going to need physical therapy for the whiplash this book is giving me

RIP Senlin's snails, you will be missed

"Senlin, keep your head down."
"Sure thing." Proceeds to introduce himself to every socialite, high-ranking police officer, and bartender.

I laughed outloud, and I'm so upset that I didn't come up with something like that in my own stories

nooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nooooooooo

"Your Honor, I had no idea I was on drugs. I just thought I was insane."

So far I like that the book diverges from the previous book's more episodic arcs. I think that it serves the narrative much better with the cast of characters that sticks around rather than disappears after every level.