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“the last person who touched me was him” “the last person who touched me was her” I WILL WALK INTO THE THAMES

bro edmond is everywhere

rereading simply because book two made me miss them at the beginning

oh this is so sick and twisted i love it

edmond after being held in prison for 14 years and barely escaping: treasure hunt time!!!

the gang plots dante’s downfall

reading the content note: i think they’re going to have a lot of fun!

WHATTTTT

this scene is a renaissance painting and i die laughing every time even though i know it’s not funny.

me this whole scene: i’m in agony. it’s like i’ve been shot 1,000 times

also me: 10/10 recommend. no notes

it’s like a reward

THE VOICES THE VOICES

imagine a scenario where you know a train wreck is going to happen but it’s still miles away and you are tied down to the tracks so you have to not only witness the train crash but also be run over by said train and there is nothing you can do to stop this the train wreck is incoming and you cannot look away. yeah that’s how it feels to reread the mask falling

“he’s such a little guy” i say about a man who is almost 7 feet tall

for tara and jeanne

guys i’m back on this train and i can’t get off *jaxon leads me off at gun point*

we’re backkkkk

solentine to [redacted] as soon as he legitimizes [redacted] : don’t play with me right now

he has a silvia moreno garcia book collection? hold on while i propose

LETS FREAKING GOOOO (i love being a bookseller)

i know this isn’t going to end well but the whole middle part is going to be awesome

i fear if someone cleared me like this i would never leave the house again

for althea

lasted exactly 2 minutes without wanting to be back with my pookies

rosalind is so real she hates echelon so much she arrived, tried to kill someone, and said aight im out. end of scene

rereading less than 6 months after my last read? yes it is that serious

she’s like: wait the guy i love loves me. [run the montage of all the times this man said the most obscenely romantic thing you’ve ever heard spoken out loud]

sorry i’m still harping on this but the worst thing you could do to a true yearner (stoker) is let him keep believing hope is lost. veronica you are on such thin ice!!!

girl wdym you left stoker unsupervised for months without telling him you were not actually [redacted] when i catch you!!!!