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lady knight in love w her princess charge >>> a whole seven course meal incoming

"call dean, i need him" AND THEN A PANICKED DEAN STATING THEY'RE A COUPLE SO SHE WOULDN'T END THEIR FLING, FOLLOWED BY HIM ACCIDENTALLY BLURTING OUT HE LOVES ALLIE WHEN HE HIMSELF HADN'T EVEN REALIZED HE DID YET AFTER LIKE ONE WEEK OF OFFICIALLY DATING... ABSO-FKN-LUTELY DELICIOUS

yeah, ok deanallie gets a pass for being freaky af. slut the fuck out, besties!

ouu he slept with her Once and he's already so down bad horrendous 😭😭

garrett and logan warning dean to keep his dick in his pants when little did they know it was allie who they had to be worried about 💀

this huge ass nothing burger book... the way it's so short, i only have like 30 pages left, and absolutely nothing of substance has happened. RELEASE PRIME!LOGAN FROM THIS BOOK'S PLOT!

she has logan doing the twelve labors of hercules 😭😭

... yeah, i do not claim this logan. this is actually So embarrassing for u, sir 😭😭

not grace just being naturally awkward and logan thinking he is losing his game bc she doesn't seem enthused about spending time with him LMAOOOO

logan, u better not mess with that sweet innocent girl just to get over hannah I SWEAR TO GOD

the way hannah has Completely forgotten about justin and her date w him lmaoo

yeah yeah yeah i've fallen prey to the hockey craze, SUE ME

not dylan saying he wouldn't make it easy for her if she tried to break up w him bc she's only *his* aosnsks the man is unhinged

sierra: i love my personal space
dylan: i love your personal space too

HIGHLIGHTS:
1. ELI & SAGE!!!!!!! HI BESTIESSS
2. scarlett and kian wearing matching padme and anakin costumes ok... i see what u're setting it up here
3. ada's reveal had me gagged, i thought she didn't look like dylan bc she favored her father's looks but that's a whole ass child of an affair 😭😭
4. "i want to hold you in my arms and know you're mine to keep." FINALLY!!!!!!!!

dylan's insane actually INSANE. my jaw is on the fucking floor

the way i could not put this book down today... flirty dylan, jealous dylan, possessive dylan, clingy dylan... GIVE IT ALL TO MEEEEE 😩😩

the sofa scene changed lives actually... ANNOYANCES TO LOVERS PULL THE FUCK THROUUUUUGH

oh bal khabra, your chemistry game is once again off the charts!! 😩👌🏽

"i've waited 12 years for this. i want this to last." *unholy screeching*

[once again forgot to update yesterday]

she's like a lost puppy without him 😭😭 sir, can't you see she's miserable???

oh the girlies weren't kidding when they said book!alex >> show!alex 😩 (also i forgot to update yesterday oop)

"when we were together, though, the game didn't even exist. the rest of the world dissolved until i believed this was how things truly were" girl who do u think u're fooling w that best friend bs 😭😭

THEY'RE BOTH BLOND?????? huh. i wonder where #those people are rn

this man is a MENACE. i need him

BENEDICT BRIDGERTON U WHORE 🫵🏽

not benedict sniffing sophie's glove... it's in their genes 😭😂

oh they're already FREAKED out and they've only just met 😳😳

fuck u netflix and ur split season format, i'll go straight to the source!!

if daphne was born in delos during the year 400 bce and abhors the marriage institution, that begs the question of why her fashion of choice is 50s tradwife chic