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joke's on me for expecting a plot

last time I trust other people about audiobook performances

"Are you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?" the demon asked me

oh my god we're back again

back in my literacy and threats of potentially fatal injury to fictional men era

girl the curse

I'm sorry this is Francesca slander and just straight up gaslighting

what on gods green earth have i done to have to experience offbrand laezel (snake)

clawing my way out of my reading slump at any cost

if Olivie Blake made this speech at my wedding I'd have left the premises and eloped

"privacy is theft", I say, as i text my friends live commentary of mydescent into whatever new rabbit hole i found

this is actually exactly what I imagine an office job to be like

the way my enjoyment and ability to roll with the silliness has plummeted the minute it was past midnight on the second day of Christmas...concerning

it's giving obscure teen movie you watch with your sibling on Christmas day on polish nickelodeon and then for years can't find anything about it on the internet, leading you to suspect you hallucinated the entire thing in a food induced daze

Professor Hazelwood I knew I could count on you

These teenagers need to stop getting engaged (except for you celadon, you're doing great sweetie)

I think I can pinpoint the exact week my attention span turned into garbage

we're so fucking back (listening to half a novel while ironing dress shirts)

identify 4 notes in my 4€ rewe Riesling, Theo, then we can talk

It's true, we are so back (operating on 60% memory of the lore because two years have passed)

I believe it was Meryl Streep who said "Mamma Mia, here we go again"

Dear god she did it...she discovered a new level of heterosexuality

The combination of environmental factors make this even more insane

Can finally accurately describe my approach to equipping my ttrpg characters with weapons as a la Lestat de Lioncourt

And you did it at my birthday dinner (breakfast table)

it's giving whatever the ship name for elphaba and glinda is

Oh these people are crazy

Shoutout to my memory loss about anything that happened in this book, and the first one

Wait is this hunger games