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on about 5 shots of vodka, this is exactly how gombrowicz intended for this to be read!

not that it affects the rating but some of these falsities are too weird to overlook...
1) no one gaf if she sick, especially not go out of the way to CALL HER? people get sick all the time especially around the end of school because of season change.
2) reputation isn't taylor's version. don't talk about taylor swift unless you're gonna be 100% accurate.

this book cannot let me down. I am a grace who just graduated from high school like two weeks ago.

genuinely get out of my face.

like genuinely what is her problem, I feel like if I were consistently having sex with someone I cared about, and something happened that made him change his efforts and control himself and be less vulgar, like maybe I'm crazy, but like what is the conflict anymore. I would just talk to him. okay maybe I just like landon a lot. point still stands, mia you need to take him back, this is getting pathetic.

cute guy in linguistics trying to put me on...

was starting to really like this love interest until they decided to name him liam. literally get out of my face, I hope they all die in the end actually.

I swear I’m gonna try REALLY hard to like this one cus I’m no ableist. not doing any favours for ms kent.

wait killian is kinda funny tho

all these reviews are so embarrassing like are we for real right now.
anyway they really reversed the european foreigner trope so I love that.

wasn’t keen on novel studies being read aloud but hearing your english teacher rap the forty-niner song is definitely a moment of school. also jaime being an undercover cop and not some random 17 year old made him so much more compelling as a love interest idk

read stan's lines for our class read through, low-key want to play him tho but I'm not a senior so I probably won't get one of the three leading roles 3 the script is so fucking fun tho and I got to read it with my two favourite theatre friends.

how has nobody put me on this book earlier???? this is just like a more self-aware and pretentiously sophisticated and heavily overly complex version of alone with you in the ether if all the characters were assholes for no reason and everyone is just bumfuck stupid but also the author is so so good at writing that you’re almost tricked into thinking they aren’t just simpletons with horrible thought processes.

bro when is this book even set, like how do they have phones at like 200AD, how are they gonna have phones and gender segregation at the same time?

guys the book club meeting is in three days and I also have like a million things to do at school hahahhaha

I DIDN’T MEAN DEVIN I MEANT NOAH BTW I AM HIS BIGGEST OPP FR

why is trans rep being wasted on such an unlikeable character

you hate her because you’re a loser?

why is his first point of attraction to her that she’s beautiful and not that she’s a literal certified genius? alloromantics, stop pretending like romantic attraction is a real thing and just admit you’re liars and hypocrites!!!!!

autistic viets!!!! hello, family reunion.

‘Shakespeare relaxes me, Viola!’ has the greatest delivery in the audiobook.

maybe it's because I don't like before sunrise, but like this would not elicit romantic attraction from me.

how was she literally going to let him take that coke from her, like okay ms. I'm independent and can stand my ground, what the fuck happened to your sense of individuality and voicing your opinion. why the fuck would anyone like blue raspberry.

'But also he’s so cute that I want to die.' No.

'What’s the best stuff? Like a plastic bag dancing on the wind?' Ricky Fitts mention!!!!!

'I can’t see a pretty woman or a handsome man without immediately
wishing he or she were dead.' lines most normal out of context.

timothee chalamet? florence as a name for a british celebrity? okay somebody definitely watched greta gerwig’s little women.

1500 pages?? god bless the audiobook dramatisation is only 6 hours long.

I was going to say that she’s literally me but I would definitely get married to nicholas, I don’t understand what her problem is.

is she supposed to be autistic? or like,, what is going on? "I'm a smart retard." "my family thinks I'm special." yeah, okay...?