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It was like playing a game of whack a mole - with one very persistent mole. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

His view

It’s a confidence issue. Charlie Manson didn’t own property and he was only 5”2. But he had charisma and great hair. 😹😹😹

I wonder how many more times we can talk about her period?

A smile isn’t just an umbrella in a rainy day, it’s also a shield.

Chapter 45 - fyi there is no cartilage in a human eyeball.

Cargo shorts + winter = moron. 😂😂😂😂

Anyone who thought this was written by a real teen is gullible and lacks common sense.

Soooooo boring so far. Unlikeable characters, no real storyline, random weird shit thrown in to try and give depth to the characters. Cannot wait for this to end.

So, you have a BS in biology and are completing your master’s in science and you believe that you can get pregnant if you have sex in water.

I cannot.

Not understanding how lack of ready funds/constant supervision leads Hazel to only be able to give a knickknack to compensate. But then suddenly has enough money to offer $50k cause she has been able to squirrel it away.

This is making the book about boning cows seem like it should be nominated for the Nobel Prize. It was at least interesting and funny.

So far there is very little horror. Is mostly just people licking buttholes and talking about their genitals.

I would like to think that in the face of end times, all people regardless of gender or gender identity would be focused on survival versus whatever this is.

I wish I remembered why I added this book. I feel strongly it was another author’s recommendation.

I am not enjoying this at all.

Just wondering how a person can get a massage, arrive at a hotel room immediately after, take a shower, and then realize they have a sunburn that is really bad and hurts to touch? Any other pre-shower activity would have made sense in this scenario.

Roots grow anywhere there is ground. ❤️

If I was in your shoes. . . You’d plunder that booty. 😂😂😂😂

In times of tragedy there were always some people who turned to arts and crafts. 😂😂😂😂

A little over halfway thru. So far I am guessing king the cause of death is going to be boredom.

The bone zone 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

He is so hot . . . Like no hole is sacred hot. 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

Do you want me to pee on one too? Like as a control? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Someone should meet you with a fucking harpoon- maybe that would be enough to get the stick out of your ass. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lichen is to this book as coconut oil is to Shantaram.

This book is bad. Really, really bad.

If only there’d been a wider market for satanic quilts. 😹😹😹

She has outfits for each day of the week. This makes me so happy. 😊

62% in. Boring. Should have known my experience with GOT would have been repeated. Vampires are not saving this.

Chapter one and I’m already cracking up.😂😂😂