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with the most honesty I can ever put into words: fml because this is actually hitting too close to home

signing a book contract for your diary - the book

I had dreams of being a published author at 24 once... 🚬

every time a Birdie chapter starts I wanna hurl something against a wall

this is way worse than I remembered

note to self: bleach eyes after this

My eyes my poor eyes AAAAAAAAAH

love it when they randomly add a pov character right in front of the ending. feels like someone tripped me up right before the finish line.

solid idea for my 26th birthday