Kate > Recent Status Updates

Leftie bias but I was like “womp womp who cares just use your other hand I don’t understand how this is a life ending mutilation” but then I remembered my non-leftie partner completely let go of the steering wheel while driving yesterday to grab their drink and didnt even think of using their left hand at all in that scenario 💀

idk how I keep picking up books about menopausal women with homoerotic fixations by complete and utter accident but I love them lets keep these good vibes going

girl if you don’t get it together promptly….

Kuang finished her degree and has made it everyone else’s problem ever since (I’m gonna read everything she ever writes obviously)

obsessed with these weirdos so far but! I will be writing a lot of emails to whoever is responsible for this book being so unbelievably large! Girl your enormous font choices are aggravating my rsi!