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Wait I’m locked in I’m getting it now I’m in the system

I genuinely do not understand how people find the multiple POVs confusing there’s only THREE

Classic murder mystery am I right

Lock in chat

Bets on whether I finish this for book club?

Unfortunately I’m still reading this book

I’m sorry but the only nice thing Draco Malfoy has done for Hermione is give her a pair of knives and he still managed to be a little bitch about that too

They rly weren’t kidding abt the handmaid’s tale angle huh

bringing back Kaladin “Honor is dead but I’ll see what I can do” Stormblessed for the finale YOU SLY DOG BRANDON YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN

“He’d been given forty-seven different swords that day, including one from her, and he had chosen to wear Kaladin’s.” Brandon is a coward for not giving the people what they want (throuple)

So much horrors of war is going on and Kaladin is just playing the flute

Can you guys believe I still have like half the book to go

Yo these houses are pretty strange

Seeing the word slut in this book feels like a slap to the face

I’m scared for Kaladin

“I can go anywhere in the world that I choose. A god’s freedom is limitless. But I only want to be here, milking goats and talking with you.” Brb screaming crying throwing up rn

I love how quickly she jumps from “wow that dude is really hot” to “yeah I’ll help you kill my brother and run away”

I hate Freudian psychology 💔

BRANDON. STOP. PLEASE.

Sanderson… oh my god

Sanderson rly pulled out the dsm-5 for this one

“I always live, […] so I can keep suffering” Brandon please give Kaladin a break

the goober squad over in shadesmar

Kaladin has super depression

Hobbs writing is so beautiful but so dense 😔

Time for my brain to have a break <3

The memoir writing style always throws me for a loop

ruh roh raggy