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"I threw some almonds at them and they drove away."
😂

How is this cute? I have no idea. But it is.

I kept seeing Jagger Cole being recommended on Reddit, and I thought I'd give it a shot. Not many straight men write romances, and even less are successful at it. Which is why Jagger Cole is kind of a fascinating unicorn. Also, it looks like I'm definitely into mafia romances now. 😂

DNF.

Nah. Nope. I've tried many times, but I've come to the conclusion that Helena Hunting is just not for me.

The way she writes smut SOMEHOW really puts me off and gives me the ick.

This is unfortunate, because I'm a hoe for hockey romance; they're one of my preferred escapism reads. Oh well. People generally seem to like this one so far, so give it a go, maybe it's for you!

Oh the pinning is going to be good in this one lol.

I'm so fucking entertained 🤩. This better be a series.

I'm having a darn great time, and that's all I want from my reading picks at this moment. This is a very Ali Hazelwood/Scientific twist to werewolfs/vampires and I'm definitely here for it.

*heavy breathing*

When I'm sold after the first encounter between the MMC and the FMC, I know I'm in for a good time. HEHEHEHEHEHEHE

SHE'S A TERRIBLE BAKER WHOSE LOVE LANGUAGE IS MAKING FOOD AND HE EATS EVERY SINGLE DISGUSTING THING SHE MAKES BECAUS HE'S AS OBSESSED WITH HER AS SHE IS WITH HIM!?

OKAY I'M GAGGED

Also, Hans has a conscience. Not like these other unhinged MMCs lol. Refreshing. 😂

Holy mother fucking shit.