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DNF.

I don't know if it's not my cup of tea or I'm too used to darker books, but I was bored...

Just ignore me, I have no explanation for what I read.

My plan was to finish this while traveling.
I'm at 50% and cried 4 times. I do NOT recommend reading it while traveling.

My husband is sleeping next to me and I can't stop laughing 💀
That's her story ?? 🪨 😂😂😂

"Last time I took a man seriously, I lost my will to live. Yes, it was my tutor when I was a child. No, I still had not gotten over it. My personality traits were: (1) spiteful, (2) bitch."
I love her attitude 🤣

Someone has to make Grandma Airways come true, I'd fly them immediately, destination doesn't matter ✈️

“I’m not going to be able to make it.” I pouted. “I made plans with my cat weeks ago.”


From now on,this is gonna be my go-to- excuse

"As I was saying," Bryce drawled,"for the moment, I'm queen. I'm judge, jury...
And I'm your motherfucking executioner."

Fuck yessssss 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

Bryce and Hunt were frozen in shock.
Ruhn whispered, "Day?"

WTF 🤯🤯🤯

"Because Danika was my mate."
D e f i n i t e l y didn't see that coming

Is this the time I eat my words about Cormac?
Definitely didn't see that coming

Is this the time I eat my words about Cormac?
Definitely didn't see that coming

Is this the time I eat my words about Cormac?
Definitely didn't see that coming

Well, if Cormac dies, you won't see me crying

"My friends are with me and I am not afraid."
Oh Lehaba 😔😢

Tik Tok made me start this. Will I regret it? We shall see

"The loud crunch of blunt teeth biting through bone is a lullaby I could fall asleep to for the rest of my life."

If that's the first sentence, wtf is coming next 🫣

“But my moms are definitely real true full mates, with the telepathic bond and everything, and neither of them has a penis.” Flora paused, brow furrowing. “Unless you count the big rubber one that I’m not supposed to know is hidden in the drawer under the bed.”

I love this kids 🤣🤣🤣

Don't come for me....buuuut I like Cassian and Nesta more 🙈

Why can't I have a house that gives me spicy books?

'Stay...' it breathed. 'Stay... until the end.'
...
'You... you were kind. You... fought your fear. You were... kind,' it said again.

💔 Definitely didn't expect the Suriel to make me sad

I'm deff having trust issues, but i reeeeally hope Lucian won't disappoint me 🙈

To think I actually liked that mf Tamlin

That controlling mf.
He actually locked her in , THE AUDACITY

"Hello, Feyre darling"
That's how you crash a wedding.
(I KNOW I'm not the only one who read that with a British accent😅)

Are y'all sure I shouldn't like Tamlin?
(Don't answer me for the love of God, let me be delulu)

I saw enough Tamlin memes to know I'll regret starting to like him