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So I just read the foreword, and it’s already immediately clear why John Mark Comer’s instagram endorsement was met with such frothy hysteria. If you’re not familiar, it’s worth a google.

Ben has threatened physical violence over me if I keep putting this one off any longer. I wonder if my now-fully developed frontal cortex will allow me to comprehend any of it?

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It seems I’ve completely forgotten how to read greek. Lovely!

Chapter one, page one opens with an admission from the author of his father’s involvement in De Beers’ blood diamond operations off the coast of Namibia. You, sir, have one upped me in the paternal shame game.

Halfway through. An insufferable slog. Media vita in morte sumus.

genuinely, idk wtf is going on

Okay, my turn.

I don’t think I can keep going. I am not masochistic enough to endure the rest.