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🎶Woahhhhh we’re halfway thereeee, woAHhhh! Throw myself down the stairs 🎶
(Please listen to the tune of Livin on a Prayer)

There are a few things and references in this book that have been lowkey doing a double take ngl. Still good but just 👀👀

Omg we’re in love with the prince and I didn’t think I would care but it is written soooooo cute and I love it. Their interactions are so genuine and I think that it is so well written. We’re also still cursed but lowkey a lot of people are getting cursed so wtf

Very different from the movie and I never realized growing up how young 16 is to be doing all of this questing and falling for the prince stuff. She’s got a knack for languages though which is super fascinating

This doesn’t count as avoiding Lolita, I’m just breaking up reading long books/series on my Kindle with other shorter books from my TBR. Don’t you judge me 👀

The B plot being actually in the past was a twist I did not see coming. CUT THE CAMERAS so much has happened, so much death that all makes so much sense. Omg we are about to go to war and I don’t think anyone is ready

Vomiting, hurling myself out the window, burning this book.

This plan was terrible from the start and it failed as I thought it would. Jiang is a douche but he’s also right which hurts more. I feel like I am piecing together how this is going to play out but I do not know

Oh my god. I have no other words except oh my god… still love Altan even though he is so problematic. ☠️

I FUCKIN KNEW HE WOULD SAVE HER. Omg so much has happened. Am I in love with Altan? Maybe a lil bit. I’m honestly just glad that we are alive. We should definitely be dead and I am SO worried for Jiang.

Yoooooooooooooo so much has happened im completely blindsided. Listening to the audio book on our drive up and back down then I’ll keep reading it in paper

Throwing up all over the room. Throwing this book in the fire. Executing all men that look too long at little girls.

If I wasn’t so sleepy, it’d be over for this damn book… so good tho

Everything is coming to a head and I am very excited about where everything is going. I still want to know more about a few key characters because the one backstory we haven’t gotten I fear will be the craziest.

I’m not sure what this woman’s angle is and I can’t tell what she really wants with Sydney either. She unnerves me for sure. Marcella is a queen idc. Dominic is stressin ☠️

Creepy little scientist man giving me conflicting feelings about Eli. Did he deserve to be vivisected while wide awake…kinda, yeah bruh. Was it horrific? Also yes. Now you’re fired and gettin other hoes, not cool. Learning about EON was so interesting ngl, I don’t love Eli but the backstory was so top tier. Undercover psychopath too is wild.

I knew something was gonna go wrong. We can’t have shit in the world. I also knew that Victor cared, that faker. I’m already terrified of Marcella, ngl.

Honestly, I could sit and finish this book right now but I would not sleep and I would be miserable tomorrow. I am struggling to put this book back on the table rn. Boutta be one of those obnoxious “id rather be reading” hoes

V.E. Schwab, I was unfamiliar with your game and I apologize. I am absolutely devouring this book. Oh my god, the writing, the pacing, the drama. I’m sat. Give me 10 more and a tv show. All of the characters have such depth of emotion and I am literally on the edge of my seat every chapter. 10/10 so far.

Is it poetic justice that no one wants to read this fucker’s book? Yes. Is he being a whiny little bitch about it? Also yes. He’s so wishy washy in this book and I just want him to die already. The fact that we have once again confessed to the murder of 9 people to someone and still have like 200 pages to go. Dear lord.

Joe has got to be the luckiest mofo on the planet and I can only look upon and pray on his downfall. Bro ALMOST killed an innocent gay man because he made up this whole thing in his head to justify it. Successfully killed his mentor who was a fraud. Now is getting looked at a little too closely because Bainbridge (setting of last book) is under the scrutiny of a murder podcast. Stupid asshole

Dear God, let this final book out Joe Goldberg out of my misery. We’ve already started out weird and meta for some reason. He is no longer scary, he just makes me uncomfortable.

I was going to read more but I can barely keep my eyes open. Soooo much has happened

Weird little bad breath goblin boy thing, disguised as basic middle school heartthrob. We accidentally work for the bad guy and steal a little weird frog statue for the wrong people. The guy who got out of a van to approach you was actually manipulating you because you’re literally children? I’m shocked 😃

Welp. I don’t know if things have officially fizzled out with Love but Joe is definitely not fanning the flames of passion. True colors always emerge and he is a whiny, misogynistic murderer in his heart of hearts. Things are going very very interestingly, and we just killed Don’t-Fuck-Delilah. However, she was being nosy so that was on her just a bit. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Things with Love have escalated…very quickly. We also ain’t even killed the chick we came all the way to LA to kill, we killed the comedian that we hated because he said he was dating her but he’s a liar ☠️

For someone who thinks so much of himself, this mofo was so easy to rob. I saw that shit from a mile away.

We are the most powerful warrior in commission and we just got got by the oldest trick in the book. Never eat food offered to you by old people. No tea, no stew, no scones. Nada, nunca