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Bruh y’all just fucking met??? put it away ???

My loan on the audiobook is ending tomorrow night so time to stop putting this off ~

Trying really hard to break this slump by getting back into my go to genre. A lot of the lines are funny, and some of them are playing with fire with the cringe like she said he looked like a geometry problem I’m sorry what?? so idk we will see lol

I promise I am reading and enjoying this and honestly I think their dynamic is more fun in book 2. I’ve just been too busy to focus on anything besides what Stephen and I listen to in the car, but I swear I will be back on track with this soon!!

I’m enjoying this, but my feelings are all over the fucking place and I trust none of this rn and I can tell I’m going to be pissed off in some capacity. But it’s nice to be back in a fantasy book ✨

Stelyssa’s Audiobook Adventures are finally back and reunited with our favorite mystery series 💜💜💜

I’m not that optimistic about the predictive rating of this book (especially with both Kristen and Josh pissing me off rn), but the motorcycle scene got me fucked up. Sloan is my baby and my heart breaks for her. 💔

Finishing up Abby’s backlog before I get to her new book. I’m liking Jason Jaxon a little more than expected, but they’re moving so fast that I feel like they’re still gonna rank low as a couple. Also casual reminder I despise Kristen with my whole being.

I dare this man to darken his eyes one more time I stfg…

“Grab her hand in the streets and her hair in the sheets.”

How did people complain that this book wasn’t funny bffr lmao

Yeah this is over-hated af. Nic and Lo are so hot do not lie to meeeee. 🥵🥵

I’m still Team Lights Out and I don’t know if reading this during baseball season when he goes by Junior was a good idea (although Caminero is my fav player, idk if that’s beneficial here lol), but this is likely 4 stars at min unless I get pissed off in the back half.

My expectations were kinda on the ground since everyone said this pales compared to Lights Out, and honestly I think y’all are haters bc why am I eating this up?? Maybe it’s because he’s Teddy Hamilton, but I’m still laughing and having a great time during this idk??

Not the fucking jaw drop this late in the book omggggg I would never forgive them idc

This is so funny I’m so hype for this show hahaha

Torn because I feel like I probably would prefer to eyeball read this and not rely on the audiobook, so I’m debating switching to kindle only, but I also read a lot of this today and my audiobook gets returned on Sunday so idk stay tuned??

I’m so here for the mystery element fr, but my favorite running joke in this is when Owen says some Gen Z slang (he’s 8 so I’m giving him a pass) and the adults ask each other what it means because that’s me I am the adults in this book lolllll.

Started this at a spring training game today and fuck I missed this series and I’m already flailing over these two and my favorite brothers and their girls and baby Max UGH 🧡⚾️💜

The use of the word “detonation” in the bedroom will actually never cease to make me laugh oops lmao.

Y’all be happy I am loving the full cast audio and the banter between Frankie and Maverick (loving him sm) because the way I rolled my eyes so hard at the “would you love me if I was a worm?” moment. No I don’t care if he was under the influence - I was still mad.

Getting in mindset of where I will in less than three days~ 💙🛳️🏝️💙 (the cruise part obvi, not the 💀🔪 part lol)

Not us doing a second reread of my favorite romance novel of 2025 (my third time reading this within 365 days oops) to get ready for book 2 at the end of the month 💖🎧📻💖

I don’t want to DNF this early into the book, but I genuinely haven’t read any of it since the Superbowl, I literally only open the book to keep up my kindle and fable streaks, and I’m just not interested in where the plot is going rn. Maybe soft DNF idk someone convince me to keep going

Appropriately themed brain off material while some sporting event is happening between Green Day and Bad Bunny because I genuinely do not understand football at all oops

Finishing this tomorrow, but there are at least three to four characters at minimum that I would like to see in jail by the end of this book.

Learning today this is not a “read in public” kind of book because why am I actually crying in the store right now omg??

Trying to finish this within the next two days while it’s still cold out. The full on crash out I will have if Kira ends up flopping, I stfg. There are honestly too many characters (coming from someone really good with names), but she sticks out the most to me like Fredrik do not fucking ruin her for me.

Real life slump got me bad. 😭😭 I’m so fascinated by this plot, hopefully will finish tomorrow, but I’m still angry that one of the characters dead ass said “it’s fire” about this girl’s podcast.

This man is a loser ffr Ilsa get rid of him and go get your gold.

When the MMC says “fuck it” right before the kiss: 😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰😍

When the FMC says “fuck it” right before the kiss: 🤯😱😍🥰😍🥰😍

I’m reading this in honor of my friend (he’s alive, it was recently his birthday and I just joke about how his ex girlfriends are so close lol), and I feel like he’d appreciate the cringe to an extent? So I haven’t DNF’d yet because he wouldn’t want me to, but idk we’ll see how we go when we get to the halfway mark lol 😬