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Someone hand this to me again when the menopause comes

"Even though we all know it's the end of the world, for some reason we believe that in whatever future there is to come, there will be wifi."

My type of shit

"The too-much is part of life, I tell myself now. The too-much is life, and so is the nothing"

A love interest asking the most 2-D protagonist ever "where did you come from?" as if she were some not-like-other-girls miracle, makes me want to tap out posthaste

“Lady - some words have a long, thin neck that you’d like to strangle”

divine girl centipede

'My God, do you consider yourself bound to answer every question anybody asks you? That's a tall order.'

Where can I get my subscription to Girlfriend Weekly??

Has me feeling some type of way about my garden for sure

Read this in public if you want to weep in public

“Come eat pickled lemons from my hand. Have tomatoes with cumin” is the most romantic line I have ever…

So far so robot porn

Oh the humanity!