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oh my god cops are fucking useless

bro doxxed himself

THE KNIGHTS OF WIND AND TRUTH ARE KALADIN AND SZETH OHHHHHHGGGGFFGG IM STUPID

it’s so funny how renarin collects minorities like ok you’re autistic, you can’t fight as a prince, you have a sja-anat spren, you’re always hanging out with a singer, AND you’re gay? fuck, your life is hard

SZETH SMILED 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

SHALLAN I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING SUPER SPECIAL ABOUT YOU!!!!

“This ‘therapy’ is too easy,” the spren said. “All you do is sit and listen, then tell me things I already kind of know.”

FUCKING CRYING DHSHAHSHSHSHAHA

im so proud of sigzil i feel like i mentored him myself

taravangian you’re crazy and i hope you know this. what the fuck

shallan is the number 1 renarin/rlain shipper and i respect that

Wait, wait, Maya thought, laughing—something that was so good to hear from her. Adolin. Were you a slut?

SHAHSHAHAHAHADHNDDBBDBSNW

when will they learn not to bring random npcs to important secret missions

“Mmm…” Pattern said, moving onto her clothing. “I am very glad you did not get killed while I was not here. I should like to be there when you die. It is a thing friends do for friends.”

RUSHU NONBINARY CONFIRMED!!!!

Then, remarkably—even though she’d already hugged him—he awkwardly bent and gave her a hug. He followed it by hugging Adolin—and if she were the jealous type, she’d have noted that Adolin’s hug was longer than hers.

LMFAOOOOOO HAHAHAHDJFFNFMVNCNF

“Just you becoming your world’s first therapist.”
Kaladin glanced at Syl, who shook her head. “We have no idea what that is, Wit.”
“Because,” Wit said, “you haven’t finished inventing it yet.”

kaladin AND shallan in their healing era ive never been happier for fictional people

lowkey dont want it to end

“There is my dagger,
And here my naked breast; within, a heart
Dearer than Plutus’ mine, richer than gold;
If that thou be’st a Roman, take it forth.
I, that denied thee gold, will give my heart.
Strike as thou didst at Caesar; for I know,
When thou didst hate him worst, thou lov’dst him better
Than ever thou lov’dst Cassius.”

“Here was a Caesar! When comes such another?”

“For Brutus, as you know, was Caesar’s angel.
Judge, O you gods, how dearly Caesar lov’d him!
This was the most unkindest cut of all;
For when the noble Carsar saw him stab,
Ingratitude, more strong than traitors’ arms,
Quite vanquished him.”

“…why Brutus rose against Caesar, this is my answer: Not that I lov’d Caesar less, but that I lov’d Rome more.”

“Kaladin felt good.” HUHHHHH???? WE STARTING THE BOOK WITH THIS??? SOMETHING TRULY HORRIBLE WILL HAPPEN TO HIM WONT IT.

“I love the name of honour more than I fear death.”