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you have got to be fucking kidding me

i think my Only problem with this book is the omniscient narrative because i always get confused and im like Whose POV are we reading rn bruh

the fact that they just buy houses for convenience pisses me off omfg i still hate rich people

WHOAAAAAA

love aya’s underground music taste (nirvana)

lowkey vibing with the fact that nora’s biggest flaw is Loving Her Sister Too Much

i did NOT just read the words “my nipples pinch” what the fuck does that even mean

i love how charlie’s trying to get nora to admit she wants to be an editor. thats nice

libby’s lowkey starting to piss me off bro she does not know her sister at all 🥀

i hate pop culture references in books because i have no idea what this millennial is talking about

why is tybalt pronounced like that

someone tries to shoot a cat mid-battle and batman beats his ass up for it. hell yeah

bro i cant read this fuckass font in bruce’s parts

hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

this is lowkey like industrialization vs nature (magic) and i really vibe with that

collins classics why do you keep asking me questions. “why do you think lysander turns with such extreme violence against hermia?” idfk bro because he’s a dick? how am i supposed to answer that

sarmiyo

this is so fun

NNOOOOOOO omfg

JUST realised that theres a playlist of this. a little late to the party but it fucks hard tbh

elliot is just like me fr

the whole newt thing makes me want to kill myself