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So far the moral of the story is that kids will ruin your entire life

Idk man, so far the book is inferior to its film adaptation

Even weirder than the movie so far

The minute Chloe expresses the most minute interest in something, Sig immediately begins calculating how to buy it for her and tbh it’s giving Mr Krabs dating Mrs Puff 💀💀

This book is taking me so long because it's too evocative and I keep stopping to look up tours of Egypt

The best books I read in 2024: Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery (historical fiction/YA), All Our Yesterdays by Joel H. Morris (historical fiction), Just for the Summer by Abby Jimenez (contemporary romance), The Galaxy and the Ground Within by Becky Chambers (sci fi), What the Ravens Sing by Jacquelyn Benson (fantasy), The City in Glass by Nghi Vo (fantasy), Wild and Distant Seas by Tara Karr (speculative fic)

I was talking to a six year old, and he was telling me enthusiastically about this horror themed Roblox thing that he’s not allowed to play and this is obsessed with, and for twenty minutes he described each of the monsters in detail (that he himself has never witnessed), and honestly Hawthorne’s the same vibe

This poor, nearsighted woman is apparently unloveable because she has RBF. Hawthorne outta control

Low key love NH’s inability to stop babbling about every wall and item on said wall and it’s symbolism

Fun but often a little nonsensical and silly in the conflict etc

Am I reading this just because Sija Hong designed the cover? Yes.