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'Thirty years now I have laboured to dredge the silt from your throat. I am none the wiser' Why is this destroying me GOD

All the revelations

They need to invent another word for balls because I’m thirty years old and it’s still funny

Deciding to interpret 'The Under-King crooned' as the Under-King serenading Bryce and Hunt with all the Tom Jones big-permed tight jeansed pizazz even though that is clearly not what is happening in this scene

I’m not kink shaming anyone but ‘she kissed his belly button’ has made me feel violently ill

Enjoying the spying and rebellion mysteries in this…

Charlie and I have been having an important literary debate on whether ‘raging hard on’ is the best possible term Maas could have used here… I think yes because ‘big boner’ or ‘massive stiffy’ are too funny and unserious, but ‘erection’ is too clinical. What other option did she have!!

Changed my mind I rlly like how different this is story wise