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Boone Bluemel is 25% done with Half His Age
This is outrageous. Arrest every character in this book RIGHT NOW.
— Jan 20, 2026 01:17PM Add a comment
Half His Age

Boone Bluemel
Boone Bluemel is 25% done with Half His Age
This outrageous. Arrest every character in this book RIGHT NOW.
— Jan 20, 2026 01:16PM Add a comment
Half His Age

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Boone Bluemel is 45% done with Sharp Objects
Some women aren't meant to be mothers, and some women aren't meant to be daughters.

Is it really necessary to talk about the protagonists' masturbation habits at twelve years old? Audrey Niffeneger vibes.
— Apr 24, 2025 08:23PM Add a comment
Sharp Objects


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Boone Bluemel is 52% done with Gone Girl
His lawyer is the GOAT
— Apr 01, 2024 03:43AM Add a comment
Gone Girl




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Boone Bluemel is starting Rose Tyler: The Dimension Cannon
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Reference!
— Jul 09, 2023 10:06PM Add a comment
Rose Tyler: The Dimension Cannon

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Boone Bluemel is 45% done with Dracula
Holy shit, is this a vampire novel or a medical journal? Shut up, I don't care how sick this girl is, get to the killing please.
— Jun 02, 2023 11:34PM Add a comment
Dracula

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Boone Bluemel is 51% done with Twilight (Twilight Saga, #1)
Edward doesn't say "this is the skin of a killer, Bella." 0/10
— Jan 27, 2023 10:46AM Add a comment
Twilight (Twilight Saga, #1)




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Boone Bluemel is 53% done with ’Salem’s Lot
You're a vampire, he's a vampire, he's a vampire, I'M A VAMPIRE, are there any other vampires I should know about?
— Sep 09, 2022 01:37PM Add a comment
’Salem’s Lot





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