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Have to physically restrain myself from underlining every word that’s written in this book bruh

eating this shit up

“noughties” is taking me tf out😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im having the worst time but like that’s what makes this good yk…

????? lowkey eating this up?

these bozos r two sides of the same coin n i love it

yes i am counting the unholyverse in my goodreads it’s actually the best trilogy to ever come out of the act of writing idc

this reminds me of old 1d fanfics but in a good way😭😭😭 like with how many brothers this mf got we got one for ot5 😭😭😭😭 it’s giving kidnapped by 1d but if it was written on ao3

the kings ranch would work on me i cannot and will not lie i am simply a british cigarette at the end of the day babes. daughtry king if u can hear me If You Can Hear Me Daughtry King

yeah daughtry would work on me not even gonna lie to yall

i can’t figure these hos out and it’s frustrating but i also love it

i love them

i’m loving this shit

???????????? this should have been on the horror shelf at the bookstore cuz baby i’m scared AND sick to my stomach

man one thing i love is when someone says “oink, oink” to a cop

girl i’m blushing whenever darcy and elizabeth interact why is elizabeth so me… i’m sick to my stomach when is IT MY TURN💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

dude this is literally a horror novel

??????? this book is literally insane in such a good way. these two men need to be sch0t immediately like how in the world did they manage to infect these two with their presence like. that’s literally horrifying

finally back to this bad boy AFTER FOUR YEARS…. i’m reading it by retyping it on entertrained and BROTHER I AM EATING THIS SHIT UP I AM RETAINING IT SO WELL N I FOAMED AT THE MOUTH THE SECOND DARCY SHOWED UP YALL DHKWBDKWHDKWBDKW

BABY IM GNAWING AT THE IRON BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE IDK WHAT THE HELL MAISEY YATES BE PUTTING IN THESE BOOKS BUT NOBODY IS DOING IT LIKE HER YALL!!!!!!! like literally ao3 fanfiction material in the absolute BEST way possible cuz yall already KNOW that every romance novel i read i hold up to ao3 standards and baby THIS SIMPLY MEETS THOSE N MORE!!!!!!!!!!! (currently reading ranchers snowed in reunion😝😝)

bruh i hate dorothy 😐

idk how i feel about this book in the series but one thing i know for sure is that i love kay scarpetta. kay scarpetta if u can hear me…. if u can hear me kay scarpetta…. please give lucy a girlfriend i’m BEGGING

idk how i feel but i am on the edge of my seat

reading this cuz i got the third book of this series at menards without knowing it was the third book of this series 🙃