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I know what’ll save our relationship, let’s raise a feral wildcat kitten together!

I love books so much because what do you mean I’m reading about a multicellular blob named gardenpath trying to disprove academic claims that a portion of their universe doesn’t contain life, and that the planet they’re researching actually contains life AND culture, and the organisms they’re devoting their academic careers to are us. humans. gardenpath found us. what.

this is soooo good

I GOT E-ARC ACCESS OH MY GODDDD AHHHH

calling it now this will be a five star read

my limits are being tested because why is the FMC judging a woman she’s working with WHOSE SISTER WAS EATEN. E A T E N BY THE MMC. OF COURSE SHE HATES HIM?????????

I genuinely cannot believe how much fun I am having

so so so so so so SO good….

this audiobook is STRESSFUL

“All night the sea sloshes me like egg whites in a basin. I am turning into stiff white peaks: I’d make a marvelous meringue.”

hello world (apparently I'm the first to read this on goodreads)