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halfway through and no sign of the fool im dead

i loveeeee bee shes so cute ugh
just a tiny lady!

fitz IS such a girldad

MOLLY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 RIP QUEEN

i love bee. i love miss small autism

robin im going to throw a fit. a fitz, if you will

“but shes a girl. girls do think about those things. don’t they?”

“you came here tonight to ask me advice about women?” he turned and looked pointedly at Sedric. “are you sure you knocked on the right door?”

lmaoooo

- malta is such a queen fr. a) giving birth b) rainy and cold c) got lost d) got kidnapped e) gave birth silently and hid her baby f) killed a man to save her baby c) picked UP her baby and walked ALLLLLLLL the way back DOWN ramps WHILE BLEEDING to get to the DOCKS to save her baby. MOTHERRRR

also rapskal and thymaraaa 🤭🤭🤭

“she was one of a kind, his alise. tough as wizardwood and fine as lace.”

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

leftrin my man my man. supporting his nerdy girlfriend

cant handle carson and sedric rn they are so sweet. i LOVE gay people

mercor 😼ok king he said I will fly and YOU will fly and then we will have SEX. ok mercor get your girl

robin im gonna shit my pants

sedric is my man im invested in this gay man and his dragon

tats and thymara 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 teehee

mama a dragon behind you

weve made it to anthony perkins territory for real

gettin back to this for real

ok im like almost done

this is very low stakes fantasy cozy vibes

like if i read more literary fantasy fiction i think id enjoy literary fiction more for real

so good i love this

ugh omfg
“all that night, i cradled him in my arms, as closely if he were my child or my lover. as closely as if he were myself, wounded and alone. i held him while he wept, and i held him after his weeping was done. i let him take whatever comfort he could in the warmth and strength of my body. i have never felt less of a man that i did so.”

“gone is gone, ash is ash… but i think i would prefer to loose your smoke to the night wind. would you laugh at me for that? gods. would that you could laugh at me for anything again.”

UGHHHH 🫠🫠🫠🫠

shittin and fartin everywhere… burrichhhhhhhh rip king for real

rip gay nonbinary icon. unless? he CANNOT be dead bc he still needs to have say gex with fitz. rude

“are you going to come back and take her from me? will you take her from our home, from our children? because i know that you can. she always kept a place in her heart for the wild boy she loved. i… i never tried to change that. how could i? i loved him, too.” BURRICH 😭😭😭

ill kill myself

love dutiful love elliania love thick

and webs kinda hot… i hope he aint evil

i love thick so much

fitz calls him little man 🥹✊ i love you bro

ughhh