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why did i do this to myself 😭

I was personally eating sweet cherries in Michigan in June 2020 and they were exceptional. was this book written for me in a lab somewhere???

ooo i love this already

welp here we go

i would like to state for the record, that at the beginning of this book, i described the situation for my husband so that i could relay the sickest burn i had ever heard, from which there is simply no recovery. if ~I~ were referred to as a “chicken headed wife,” i would expire on the spot.

unfortunately…..this book is giving me the ick